stirs thousands of Americans into intense sausage craving.Burger scientists smash through the three-patty glass ceiling.Mom begins ordering dressing on the side.Plastic particles finally eclipse grain products as most-consumed item in U.
'2012: Cousin brings back a lollipop with a wasp inside of it from vacation in Arizona.' omg this nails it
OnFireAnders the dude with the beard. that could be you. mhmmmm pizza.
ouch! - 'Plastic particles finally eclipse grain products as most-consumed item in U.S.'
Yikes
True story.
corn, it's what's for dinner
We Americans have always eaten pizza and chicken wings with sauce. Always. It's one of the reasons we broke away from Britain.
We never recovered from the horror of 2004.
From home made to packaged crap or delivery.
Well, apparently the amount of plastic in it has been steadily rising for awhile now....
as has American sewage!
Orange Is The New Food!!!
Wow! That photo is SO DIVERSE! Wow!
You got em drooling all over themselves with the picture
I feel like on April fools every year The Onion should take on the roll of serious news service.
BartomeuOut
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