MONTICELLO, UT—Repeating the old adage that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, cautious rock climber Mitchell Bradford reportedly cut off his arm Friday to prevent it from getting pinned beneath any falling boulders.
“Safety comes first, and when you amputate an arm before a big climb, you can be 100% certain that arm won’t be crushed by a massive rock,” said Bradford, who in order to prepare for his ascent tore into his flesh with a hacksaw that dangled from a carabiner on his climbing harness and dropped his severed limb at the base of the mountain. “Things could turn bad pretty quickly if a slab of that sandstone came tumbling down.
I love this one!!!
You know, you guys used to be funny and topical. So sad. 🫤
daniel_fidler Bleeds to death 🤦🏻♂️
wow. Man. That is all.
He seems allright now though...
“Cautious man kill’s himself to avoid death.”
You really do need to think ahead.
This is dark 😆