'You want to ban me?' A gas stove makes its case

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Satire: I’ve been accessory to the serving of enough saturated fats, cholesterol and refined sugars to endanger the health of a large bear

, the National Post satirically re-imagines a week in the life of a newsmaker. This week, Tristin Hopper takes a journey inside the thoughts of an American gas stove.Sign up to receive daily headline news from the Calgary Herald, a division of Postmedia Network Inc.By clicking on the sign up button you consent to receive the above newsletter from Postmedia Network Inc. You may unsubscribe any time by clicking on the unsubscribe link at the bottom of our emails or any newsletter.

Article contentHere’s something I’ve seen more than once: One of the adults in the home casually placing a loaded pistol on the counter before using me to whip up a grilled cheese sandwich. And not just any pistol; a Glock 44 done up in hot pink so it looks like a NERF gun. An hour later you’ll hear the owner wandering around the house whining “where did I put my guunnnn” as if it was a set of car keys.

 

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