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Article contentHere’s something I’ve seen more than once: One of the adults in the home casually placing a loaded pistol on the counter before using me to whip up a grilled cheese sandwich. And not just any pistol; a Glock 44 done up in hot pink so it looks like a NERF gun. An hour later you’ll hear the owner wandering around the house whining “where did I put my guunnnn” as if it was a set of car keys.
get ready for chinese take out cooked on a hot plate 🤣
do you guys do anything else except lie and rage farm these days?
Just going to ban . Bye bye.
Murica !! SOS SAVE OUR STOVE
I don't recall seeing anything of governments wanting to ban gas stoves. This was a report that said kids in a home with a gas stove have a higher chance of asthma. So does the factory down down road and many other things
I’ll just say this, I can’t wait to see Trudeau voted out or taken away in handcuffs either way I’m happy
'You want to ban me?' A horse and carriage makes its case. 'You want to ban me?' A typewriter makes its case. Poor little gas stove, did no one tell you about how tech can change?
IF,, IF it contributes to asthma (?) then don't install or use it. The plan really is to control (rule over) electricity consumption in every household.
So are they banning gas furnaces as well? Everyone will go back to Oil?
Let's get rid of natural gas stoves because they cause health problems but keep all the fast food deep fryers cooking junk food with 'vegetable' oils. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Government said 'gas stove' Liberal/NDP voters - 'gas stove' I understand 1930's Germany......
Add it to the list of ridiculous/extremely dumb things that have angered conservatives 🤣
Rage farming to the hillbillies. Nice.
Real News ! Now we have talking gas stoves ! Like Siri !
Gas stove on for a short period of time. Gas furnace goes all day in minus-40 weather.
I love my gas stove. I don't plan on giving it up.
Liberals want to ban legalguns - useless to public safety.. on the way to ban cars GasStoves and pretty much owning anything because that’s the wef agenda it’s not a conspiracy anymore it’s f🍁cking reality CanadaIsBroken
A lot .. perhaps all... restaurants use gas stoves. Wonder what the response will be for the couple of gas furnances that Canadians and Americans use to heat their homes ? The mask posse have found a new and greater Satan to stigmatize. Laugh at them.