We need to ban all bats 🦇 right now! Even the ones who don’t whore around! Send them back!
Fergie from PBLACKK EYE EYEd PEEs
No apology in that headline for the “ rather loose “ pangolin ?
When reality and satire become combined! We have “The Shit Show!”
Because the older generation didn't really believe in protection.
This is ridiculous😂
We Already knew long fkn times ago that Batman was a super hardcore whore on tour dippin in all them holeswhile in hell chillin with his homies hoes n homo husBands superpansexstageactinwannabesexualspooplickers
Bat-shaming in 2020? Smh my head
These must be tough times for satire, sorry Onion!
the onion is batting one thousand lately
every day we edge closer to the onion becoming reality
I knew it!!!!
there's ALWAYS a 'moral failing'... ALWAYS!!!
Many people are saying that. I've received many calls asking me, sir, what do you think of bats. I tell them I prefer Louieville Slugger
Slut shaming is the patriarchy’s weapon against bats 🦇
Must be nice publishing these batshit crazy articles.
Yea. Donald “The Bat”
slutbat
Onion getting stinky
Flying floozy. Harsh.
Mmmm hmmm. I heard it from Denise who heard it from Tricia. So trifling. lol
SluttyBat
Everybody always wants to blame the bat. But did anyone say no to the bat? I didn't think so.
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save it for marriage, bat
That is batshit crazy. Coincidentally I used to work at a lab doing studies on Mers and Sars coronavirus additional gain of function studies. But since the accident, the funding has dropped off...
Can't believe this is real. :P
and the was cut up and sold in a chinese market for meat
LOL!!!
Omg too funny!🤣
Weird 'Health Experts'
The Bat was strong supporter of AuratAzadiMarch. RIP
TIL my ex can start a pandemic if he becomes a vampire and develops a thing for bats.
Like a BatOutOfHell I'll be gone when the morning comes But when the day is done And the sun goes down And the moonlight's shining through Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven I'll come crawling on back to you Meatloaf
Batman started the coronavirus. You heard it here first.
LOL!!!!
So you're saying someone fucked a bat and now the world is on lockdown? Guess it's a pretty obvious moral to this story.
To be fair, if you've never seen bat porn....
The Woodie Bat.
Batslut.
Gaetan Dubat
Slut
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GabyHerstik
That bitch.
So, a penis with wings?
Like for Corona virus, Retweet for Corona Virus
Bruce Wayne, Megaslut
Legit
Sadly, not even close to as outlandish as what the actual “news” is. You’re gonna have to just report the straight news now.
Health Experts Disappointed Bat Doesn't Keep In Touch During Surely Very Boring Quarantine
Bat shaming
Exactly like we've all been saying for two months now: 'fucking bat'
damn even the bats are getting it
Live is blind with a trampire
Does that mean the Coronavirus is like bat AIDS?
Batman is a pos
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