For millions of people, that was our first thought upon waking yesterday. And our last thought before we fell asleep the night before. The prospect of losing our Prime Minister was profoundly shocking. “He won’t die, will he?” a friend texted at 11.18pm. “My heart will break.”
allisonpearson What in the flying fuck is wrong with you?
allisonpearson 'La maladie, c'est moi.'
allisonpearson Why don’t you just photo shop yourself kissing a great hairy blonde arse. At least get some laughs for the rest of us. Craven simpering nonsense.
allisonpearson You mean 'do as I say, not as I do' sychophancy. Calling allisonpearson the blond clown's shameless sychophant is being kind. How irresponsible! Waste of journalistic space. Opposite of an enquiring mind.
allisonpearson What drivel. So much for respect for representative democratic government
allisonpearson Lady HawHaw?
allisonpearson Oh dear.
allisonpearson this is neither rational or journalism and the woman needs to seek medical help
allisonpearson All hail our great leader We must be loyal to the Party The Party is our Nation, our leader embodies the Nation
allisonpearson What absolute shite.
allisonpearson Try this for size and see how your trip into fanland might sound elsewhere... 'The health of Nicola Sturgeon is the health of the body politic and, by extension, the health of the Scottish nation itself' writes allisonpearson BTW that sounds way more viable than the BJ stuff.
allisonpearson This is a joke Other countries started testing Tory govt DID NOTHING Other countries went into Lockdown Tory Govt DID NOTHING See a picture emerging here
allisonpearson This is banana republic stuff...lol...
allisonpearson Boris Johnson isn't the Messiah, 'he's a very naughty boy' ( A quote from Life of Brian ). Pretty pathetic journalism.
allisonpearson And you said Corbyn had a cult.
allisonpearson This is very North Korea
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allisonpearson What obseqious, smarmy, arselicking fuckwittery is this?
allisonpearson CRAP - - PM Johnson says 'it is hard to find words to express his debt to THE NHS' how about... 'You will have all the PPE you need & more within one week plus I will make sure you get the payrise my party and I laughingly denied you. I unreservedly apologise to you all for that'
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allisonpearson What a load of utter tosh. There are plenty in the Tories who would very quickly step into his shoes and push him aside.
allisonpearson Dear me, telegraph, have word with yourself.
allisonpearson The nation is in trouble.
allisonpearson Away and stop havering.
allisonpearson The health of Boris Johnson is the health of a reckless politician who thought he was infallible when he shook hands with a ward full of corona patients and, by extension, a danger to the nation who became a patient himself. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
allisonpearson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's funny and untrue
allisonpearson Now he's been discharged, is it OK to wish him dead again?
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allisonpearson I’m sorry you feel that way 😎
allisonpearson Wtf?
allisonpearson That’s the Queen you’re confusing him with
allisonpearson Purely out of interest, how is his illness 300,000,394,117,000 times worse than anyone else's.
allisonpearson Ffs what a load of rubbish. The politics of the individual is what is destroying Uk and USA. BJ and his ministers by their incompetence are killing people. Wake up
allisonpearson Absolute rot
allisonpearson His health is the health of the nation, really. An overweight man in his fifties probably a diabetic and obese is our role model.
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allisonpearson Total bollix..!
allisonpearson Boris Johnson is an incompetent fool. His health which I'm pretty sure was not good even before corona doesn't change that. He's a mess. Get rid.
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allisonpearson On a human level, it is good that this individual has survived, good luck to him in his recovery, but allisonpearson your sycophancy is off the scale, worse it is an insult to the thousands grieving the loss of nearly 10,000 victims of Johnson’s mishandling of this virus...
allisonpearson You totally ignorant woman. You have just treated those that have died and their grieving families with complete and utter contempt.
allisonpearson What a load of utter utter rubbish!
allisonpearson Oh feck you, hope you’re out if business soon. Esp. With your core market and Corvid-19.
allisonpearson What in tarnation....
allisonpearson Wouid make perfect sense if the health of Boris Johnson actually was the health of the body politic.
allisonpearson Rubbish! He doesn't embody me!
allisonpearson No politician represents this country. The people and the culture represent the country. Dogmatic rubbish.
allisonpearson Words fail me...
allisonpearson Utter rubbish.
allisonpearson 😂😂😂😂 2000 years of trying to do democracy and this is the stupid bullshit we still believe
allisonpearson We do not need Boris! Very ironically Boris NEEDS the people him and his party have been fucking the hardest the past few years. I don’t know a single doctor or NHS worker who is happy about having him as PM.
allisonpearson No it isn’t. Why does he matter more than anybody else?
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allisonpearson allisonpearson is too stupid even to be a troll.
allisonpearson BULLSHIT.
allisonpearson Do people employed by the Telegraph really believe the things they write? I will have to subscribe to their paywall to find out. Will I really? What harm could it do?
allisonpearson 1000 people died yesterday because of Tory incompetence. Hang your head in shame.
allisonpearson Why not write about freaky oddball tax exiles and their hold over UK media while contributing precisely fuck all to health of the nation.
allisonpearson As thousands die you write this If I didn't know better in the midst of lockdown with one day slipping into next, I would say it was 1st April!! You & your ilk spouting this sycophantic bile will be the end for newspapers - tabloid & broadsheet. Enough!
allisonpearson No we don't. We need someone who cares about the welfare of the British people not someone who will bask in his own vanity.
allisonpearson So out of touch
allisonpearson I'm trying to remember the last time a cult-of-personality threatened to lay bloody waste to 'England's green and pleasant land.' Oh, I remember now:
allisonpearson This is weird
allisonpearson What utter bollocks - this article only evidences the insecurity of this government and the illiberalelite it serves BrexitKills ButcherBoris
allisonpearson What a remarkably stupid thing to write, never mind publish.
allisonpearson Is this for real? Pathetic.
allisonpearson So, very ill all round then.
allisonpearson A bit anachronistic, yes? Back in the day when people actually thought this way, it was about the monarch, not an elected politician. Or is this meant to be an alt-reality piece?
allisonpearson He should swing! If ordinary people dont rise up after all this! Theres something wrong! That man has committed genocide!
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allisonpearson Have you ever seen a more sycophantic headline?
allisonpearson As John MacEnroe used to say, ‘you cannot be serious!’ JohnsonTheLiar JohnsonTheDitherer DelaysCostLives
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allisonpearson L'etat c'est Boris?
allisonpearson Wow, that’s some serious “Supreme Leader” stuff right there
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allisonpearson 😂
allisonpearson Springtime for Boris?
allisonpearson What utter bullshit.
allisonpearson What a load of bollocks!
allisonpearson This is utterly ridiculous - the health of the nation has been attacked by poverty, austerity, racial inequality, area-based disadvantage, age & gender far before one white privileged PM took ill and then recovered - health inequality is real - don’t let rhetoric drown the facts
allisonpearson Totally batty priorities which is why I never read the Telegraph. Strangely I'm more concerned about the number of deaths and infections and the continued failure of the Johnson regime to deliver PPE to ALL frontline healthworkers. We want our democracy back Mr Johnson.
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allisonpearson Absolutely disgraceful, distasteful, insensitive and outrageous! I'm pleased the Mr Johnston is feeling better however almost 10000 people have died in hospital and many more in the community. The so-called 'head of the body politic' and his government have been utterly reckless.
allisonpearson Utter bloody tripe
allisonpearson Your getting desperate now. Your culling your readers. F sake North Korea better up their game.
allisonpearson I don’t think his girlfriend is going to like you when she finds out you have been sucking Boris off
allisonpearson I thought we already had a monarch.
allisonpearson Distraction, deflection as Levido and co are paid six figure sums by the appalling Conservative Party to run bots and attack any form of dissent over this govt's murderous handling of the coronavirus crisis
allisonpearson I thought I couldn’t dislike the Telegraph more than I already did ...I was wrong 😒
allisonpearson Euch!
allisonpearson The health of one person cannot be the health of the body politic because that is literally the opposite of what the body politic is, but OK.
allisonpearson Why lick the boot when you can cram the entire thing in your gob, right?
allisonpearson Reality or stupidity? Red pill or blue pill?
allisonpearson I hope the time soon arrives when people say 'Oh, The Telegraph, that used to be some right-wing nutter of a newspaper' - fingers crossed for your early and swift demise.
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allisonpearson Bollocks
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allisonpearson What a load of shit
allisonpearson Hi Alison. 1000s have died of the Corona virus but just knowing Boris is alive is the main thing. Thanks for helping 1000s through this tough time.
allisonpearson Check his prostrate while you’re up there ToryLies
allisonpearson Oh please.
allisonpearson Do you have any credibility left as a “journalist”?
allisonpearson Sieg heil! Sieg heil! / Long Live Chairman Mao! / Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun! / The health of Boris Johnson is the health of the body politic and, by extension, the health of the nation itself
allisonpearson Christ, what a load of shit. It’s these clowns that ignored warnings, ignored advice, they mishandled the whole situation. Both the US and the UK need emergency governments, made up of competent people.
allisonpearson That sounds very fascist
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allisonpearson My goodness 🙈 were you ever credible?
allisonpearson AllisonPearson PoisonAllEars
allisonpearson Jesus. State of journalism today. Beyond belief.
allisonpearson The Telegraph are doing fan fiction now. I might submit an article about my night with Pierce Brosnan 🤔
allisonpearson Have a day off guys
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allisonpearson Congratulations on your quality trolling, with a bit of more-or-less fascism on the side
allisonpearson Yes, he has been doing such a great job of preparing for covid19 since January that he managed to acquire it himself. Please, do let us have more of his exceptional governance which has seen the UK's among the very worst responses on the planet.
allisonpearson This is just pathetic.
allisonpearson This is genuinly disturbing
allisonpearson Are you saying we're all cokeheads?
allisonpearson What ? How has this made it to publication?
allisonpearson Only if he is pm on an island of 1
allisonpearson Sounds like Goebbels. Not very imaginative this cooy-cat
allisonpearson In that case, how utterly fucked is your body politic.
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allisonpearson Are you all fucking mad ?
allisonpearson Bullshit.
allisonpearson This is absolute tripe! Don't you dare link that man with the health of the nation. There is no comparison. I do not waste my time worrying about his health when people are dying daily due to his government's austerity and worse delay. He is not a saint but a buffoon
allisonpearson One can only conclude that The Telegraph is and always has been The Daily Mash in disguise.
allisonpearson Hid in a fridge during the election now hiding in a hospital 👊💦
allisonpearson Have you caught Mad Cow Disease or something? Please lay off the dissembling hero-worship of those who failed to protect the nation. This 'man' has brought extreme pain, avoidable loss & death to over 10,000 families already. He should pay for his lazy, negligent incompetence.
allisonpearson We need him as much as we need a hole in the head
allisonpearson Narcicistic, egotistical, self interested liar.
allisonpearson Like hell it is
allisonpearson Fuck. Right. Off.
allisonpearson Pass the sick bag
allisonpearson This truly is the most despicable and disgusting headline or article from any gutter press in the U.K. about CoronaCrisisuk
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allisonpearson And they wonder why we don’t buy their propaganda rag when cretinous drivel like this is passed off as journalism
allisonpearson ' Fck business'
allisonpearson he has been out of action for ten days due to coronavirus.. and how long just cos.. he was lazy... I don't wish him ill.. but the country continued him and his cronies only got in the way of initiatives by our hard working SME's and NHS.. and other vital workers sorting it out!
allisonpearson Oh, my fucking god. On what is this utter shit based?
allisonpearson A job hunting piece.
allisonpearson allisonpearson should be ashamed to put her name to such sycophantic trash. What about the thousands who have died because this man failed to do his job?
allisonpearson I’ve got a little bit of sick in my mouth.
allisonpearson This is unbelievably stupid
allisonpearson There are 1,000 peopke dying each day you heartless hariden hack
allisonpearson Are you all on crack?
allisonpearson Ah, you vomited again, Allison. You really that stupid or just ridiculously cynical? Get a backbone, love.
allisonpearson Haven't you sacked her yet ?
allisonpearson Together with our 'friends' the US of A we are top of the leaderboard today because of 2 governments letting their people die by ignoring the WHO advise and acting at least THREE weeks too late. We have to take them to account once this is over.
allisonpearson Silly drivel
allisonpearson Try saying the same about the morals of Boris Johnson.
allisonpearson Excuse me while I 🤮 on myself
allisonpearson Ehh, no
allisonpearson Two words Fuck and off
allisonpearson Tosses
allisonpearson Give me a fucking break ... on a day when almost a thousand people died of the coronavirus you pedal a ludicrous notion of statehood and others dwell on the PMs predilection with sudoku! Where on earth is your head at ?
allisonpearson What a crock of shit this is.
allisonpearson Scary Cultism.
allisonpearson Just when you think you’ve heard the biggest load of bollocks from the Torygraph, it spouts this shite.
allisonpearson Pathetic
allisonpearson What fabulous satire from the telegraph - can we start paining a floppy haired outline on buildings in the style of che guvera ?
allisonpearson As a human being I wish Johnson well for his recovery but allisonpearson is a deranged fabulist if she believes any of the pernicious nonsense she is paid to write
allisonpearson New levels of sycophantic fuckwittery from the Telegraph in general and the idiot Pearson specifically.
allisonpearson Idiots
allisonpearson To the 1000 people who died yesterday. Your lives didn’t matter.
allisonpearson Ffs.
allisonpearson 🤮
allisonpearson notacult
allisonpearson Yes, shaking hands with coronavirus victims was top notch leadership. Can’t buy that kind of bravery.
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allisonpearson filthy, if you ask me
allisonpearson All hail the Glorious Supreme Leader and his miracle recovery from the jaws of death. (Self inflicted herdimmunity) Long live Kim Jung Boris!
allisonpearson What kind of Dear Leader bullshit is this.
allisonpearson What a load of rubbish , whilst Odey is busy short selling UK assets
allisonpearson This is North Korean level, holey moley
allisonpearson It's OK hen - he will get round to you eventually
allisonpearson God help us then.
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allisonpearson For Pete’s sake. If the measure of the health of the nation is tied to a lying, philandering, sociopath, we truly are doomed.
allisonpearson A FFS your just having a laugh now
allisonpearson What? Are we living in 1347?
allisonpearson 'And in my next article i'll be talking to our Dear Leader about how he beat the Corona virus into submission with his extensive knowledge of Greek history.... '
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allisonpearson Rubbish!
allisonpearson lol
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allisonpearson Strewth! You sound ridiculous!
allisonpearson Ffs
allisonpearson Get a grip!
allisonpearson The health of the leader *is* the health of the nation? That's some high grade North Korean shit right there.
allisonpearson I'd take a guess from the headline that allisonpearson is one of the silent multitudes who've allowed BorisJohnson 's fetid seed to somehow find its wriggly, boasty way inside her?
AlastairMorgan allisonpearson Bollocks
allisonpearson Tosh.
allisonpearson Fucking Norah. What a truly shot country we’ve become. Run by incompetent crooks, cheered on by the media in their pockets.
allisonpearson Utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter BOLLOCKS.
allisonpearson 🐂💨💩
allisonpearson How come when I say something this stupid nobody pays me
allisonpearson Get over yourselves, his health does not equal the nation's health.
allisonpearson Delete
allisonpearson God help us!
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allisonpearson FFS! Blind bloody allegiance! This isn’t journalism, this is toadyism.
allisonpearson You do realise he isn’t the F%king Vaccine? Yes we wish him better but you need to focus on what the strategy is and acknowledge all the frontline workers that have lost their lives while still waiting for the correct equipment!!!!
allisonpearson What drugs is what woman sniffing?
allisonpearson What the actual fuck.
allisonpearson Lol
allisonpearson Allison Would you say the same about Trump?
allisonpearson The Court Jester has become more powerful than the Queen,..such is the power of the media,..and the gullibility of the people.
allisonpearson Is Allison Green a piffle and twaddle bot?
allisonpearson 'No it isn't' writes 99.9% of the UK.
allisonpearson You are a disgrace
allisonpearson This is the most syncophantic, airheaded tripe I've read in some time. This allisonpearson is living in a vacuous parallel universe. The conservatives really are dinosaurs, lost in some infantile Camelot fantasy of British exceptionalism. Grow up woman!
allisonpearson Oh, please, please, enough.
allisonpearson 🎶Look in my eyes, what do you see, a cult of personality...🎶
allisonpearson Christ. 🤦♂️ The Torygraph excelling themselves with this BS. 🙄
AlastairMorgan allisonpearson 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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allisonpearson We need you Boris ...... to go to a convalescent home far far away and to stay there for a long long time until the mess you have made has been wiped up and desposed of by someone with the right PPE and a bit of sense and lot of decency. Just sod off will you ?
allisonpearson I call bullshit!
allisonpearson Get a fuckin grip
allisonpearson This is moronic, even by her usual utterly lunkheaded standards.
murphmoo allisonpearson Agreed
allisonpearson Sick bucket.
allisonpearson “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered... ...Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
allisonpearson Which explains perfectly your complete and utter blindness to the poverty and inequality that blights so many peoples lives.
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allisonpearson Have you took LSD ?
allisonpearson If Johnson's health is the health of the nation, how is he able to walk? On the other hand, where's the evidence that he was ever sick? Without pictures it never happened
allisonpearson Omg and you lot criticise North Korea
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allisonpearson Sycophantic bullshit. 980 deaths in 24 hours, health workers dying on the job to look after the ill and dying, lies being spun daily from the safety of their pulpits while lapdogs ask the questions they're told to... Fucking outrageous.
allisonpearson Bull shit
allisonpearson This article tells me 2 things. 1. She's fucked him, and he's the lay of the century, or... 2. Her biological clocks ticking, and hoping for a seriously hands-off father.
allisonpearson I CAN NOT understand why there isn’t a public OUTCRY at how he and this government has handled this complete shambles... the U.K. government should crumble into oblivion
allisonpearson Johnson is irrelevant. It's not as if he has any talents, apart from the talent any showman possesses.
allisonpearson Utterly unsuited to the job and he will be held to account in due course
allisonpearson Total Telegraph crap as per usual
allisonpearson The health of the BarclayBrothers tax bill suffers the health of OUR NHSuk . CoronaVirus TheTaxProblem
allisonpearson Wow. Agent of power right there. 😳
allisonpearson Is it fuck
allisonpearson Alison’s talking out of her arse
allisonpearson Brit twats. Call yerslef a newspaper? State propaganda straight out of Nazi Germany or Stalin Russia
allisonpearson I think I'm gonna barf.
allisonpearson Nope
allisonpearson Oh dear love - you've exceeded the taste barrier here...
allisonpearson Lol
allisonpearson I always wonder what a person like this is like.
allisonpearson Very weird thought process...
allisonpearson 😂
allisonpearson What utter bollocks
allisonpearson Idiot
allisonpearson Or you know, let him rest up and find someone to temporarily take charge who 1) cares about people not just the economy, and 2) actually makes a fucking decision when it needs to be made, not after 2 weeks of incessant waffling.
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allisonpearson I’m just here to find out what his pasty complexion represents - pre-existing conditions?
allisonpearson What a ridiculous article! Much, no most, of the national press should be ashamed. Day in day out they continue with this drivel hiding from the real facts of what is going on in the country.
allisonpearson Jesus wept
allisonpearson dontbuythetelegraph and allisonpearson really needs to find a job she's better suited to
allisonpearson Absolutely whack take
allisonpearson No he isn’t. He’s wholly irrelevant and so are you.
allisonpearson yeah exactly your country is very sick and might die
allisonpearson A pile of shite !
allisonpearson Was this article fished out of his bed pan?
allisonpearson I'd give your heads a wobble-no wonder you're losing readers
allisonpearson North Korea
allisonpearson Can he please relapse?
allisonpearson Too much sun ?
allisonpearson Revolting
allisonpearson Reads like the writing of a 12yr old talking about Harry styles. Pathetic as usual from a click bait hack.
allisonpearson Have a look at yourselves. This level of obsequious reporting is getting ridiculous.
allisonpearson Like Chairman Mao was for China.
allisonpearson Seriously? When all of this is over and there's a public enquiry into how this crisis was mismanaged by Boris Johnson, you and your publisher are going to look pretty f***ing stupid.
allisonpearson 🤮
allisonpearson Whens Lazarus getting up? JohnsonMustGo
allisonpearson Does anyone take anything she says seriously?
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allisonpearson Can I laugh please Nobody is that important
allisonpearson What a load of bollox, he could be replaced by any number of sycophants.
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allisonpearson Fuck this Linda just cannot slow the drivel
allisonpearson Welcome to the 16th century. Taste ye the waters of the soveraigne that ye may ken the ills of the Bodie Publick.
allisonpearson He needs to be fit enough to stand trial for crimes against this country starting with dereliction of duty in public office and gross manslaughter
allisonpearson Sycophantic twaddle.
allisonpearson Glad to see Britain has somehow advanced from the Fisher King lore times: at least now they wear ties!
allisonpearson I thought Laura K was bad but this is creepy idolisation she only moaned a week or so ago that her son couldn't get benefits due to tory policy but now her son means nothing and Boris is the messiah.
allisonpearson ToxicTories
allisonpearson I thought you couldn't be more of a Fanatic. I have been proven wrong. You would have given Der Stürmer Hacks a run for their money.
allisonpearson If it wasn’t so serious I’d laugh. Rubbish!
allisonpearson That's why you're in such a mess.
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allisonpearson He doesn’t work for the Torygraph anymore , you don’t need to be a gushing sychophant , his health is no more or no less important than anybody else’s
allisonpearson North Korea here we come
allisonpearson I signed up for a month of the Telegraph online and it has been a revelation. Some of it reads like Victorian Dad from Viz.
allisonpearson Do you not hear yourself, Allison? Does a wider editorial head not have a quiet word?
allisonpearson Utter bilge!!!
allisonpearson FFS - it was questions without answers a week ago
allisonpearson D’ya think?.... such a misjudgement for the situation
allisonpearson Its a step to far ,but i,m glad hes on the mend
allisonpearson Utter garbage
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allisonpearson Dear mrmarksteel Sorry mate, you are completely outclassed as a satirist. You would never have dared to apply Divine Right of Kings level idiocy to BoJo
allisonpearson That's one-handed journalism right there.
allisonpearson Get 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 life 👏🏼
allisonpearson Cue hysterics from the lefty nutters......
allisonpearson Does it fck
So if the PM died, the UK would have died? What absolute tosh!
allisonpearson Oh get a grip.
allisonpearson Nah, Johnson's health is not reflected in the health of the nation, if it did then poorer people would have the same access to healthcare that the privledged do. There should be a single tier health care in every country but alas this is not the case. It's a shame and shameful.
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allisonpearson Blime! And you called Corbyn supporters a cult 🤦
allisonpearson You're off your heads
allisonpearson All hail the glorious leader! What an absolute bucket of tosh.
allisonpearson Try telling the families of the 1000 people who died yesterday that actually their relatives are alive cos he is
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allisonpearson You and your “newspaper” are a public disgrace. These are shameless comments.
allisonpearson Who reads this and thinks it’s anything but partisan nonsense? Who would sign off on it and why? Who would pay someone to come up with it and why? Dangerously cultish
allisonpearson Quite simply completely deranged.
allisonpearson 100% bullshit.
allisonpearson 🤮
allisonpearson Cult
allisonpearson Utter balderdash! Johnson is easily replaced, as are most politicians. Johnson has no claim to talent or character that would make him special.
allisonpearson Lol.
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allisonpearson I think we should all have a round of applause on the day that the toxic, lickspittle, British journalism dies
allisonpearson When I was growing up the Telegraph was one of the VERY grown up newspapers that terribly serious people read. Now I suspect the articles in the Sunday Sport more closely resemble reality, aliens and all. This is what I would expect from TR news on Telegram. Mix up perhaps?
allisonpearson Boll*cks
allisonpearson PureGoebbels
allisonpearson What utter tripe.
allisonpearson Well. Hardly, considering 1500 a day are dying from CV-19. Absolute drivel again from Pearson - when’s she not being stupid and racist she’s just being stupid. You pay her to write this?
allisonpearson What a load of bollox.
allisonpearson Not. A. Cult.
allisonpearson I wonder if Johnson's doctors had any PPE? Or if the nurses had to wear bin bags?
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allisonpearson WTF
allisonpearson Oh do fuck off. This sort of mindless jingoism would have been embarrassing in the 1930s-40s.
allisonpearson Get to fuck. Thousands of real people are dying.
allisonpearson What utter twaddle. We are losing hundreds of lives every day. Those lives are just as important to their mothers, fathers, wives, husbands, childrens, friends and family and Johnson's is to his. Every life matters and Johnson's health does not personify a nation's.
allisonpearson 10,000 people have died (in hospitals, not counting others at care homes and at home) and this is all you're bothered about? Pathetic.
allisonpearson Actually what we Britons really need is a mentally competent Prime Minister. Physical fitness means sweet FA as proved by Stephen Hawking.
allisonpearson How embarrassing for everyone involved.
allisonpearson BS
allisonpearson Utter bollocks!
allisonpearson Oh do seriously f?ck off
allisonpearson This is abhorrent.
allisonpearson Absolute drivel..
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allisonpearson Why are you not reporting on the hundreds that are losing their lives daily? Johnson has contributed to this
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allisonpearson Truly vomit-inducing stuff.
allisonpearson The Torygraph chief simpleton communicating with the simpletons that constitute the Tory base. Any wonder they chose to vote against their own interest over and over.
allisonpearson Oh be quiet.
allisonpearson Poor nation 🤣🤣
allisonpearson Complete and utter 🦇💩 crazed - had lost the plot.
allisonpearson No. Just no. It really isn't, and to suggest it is is awful.
allisonpearson You know how ShitJesus managed to acquire a Jeremian cult of no personality? And you know how frankly terrifying it was to see that in politics? You know how you're no better? Yeah.
allisonpearson No it isn't. Don't be ridiculous.
allisonpearson The health of the nation is suffering because of this clown's mismanagement and decision to prioritise money over people, so please take your sycophantic personality cult slash government propaganda and shove it up your PPE
allisonpearson Oh really? Care to extend that to his morality? Eg Cheating on wives, helping to get a journalist beaten up, spending public money on personal relationships?
allisonpearson I'll have one of whatever she's smoking
allisonpearson Try telling that to the 1000 families who are grieving. I'm sure it will be a great comfort. Really hope it's this PR stunt that adds a few years to his prison sentence
allisonpearson Dear Leader!
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allisonpearson So Johnson survived. He was lucky. Here's a reminder on the 'health of the nation': 980 people died in the last 24 hours. 8,958 people have died in 5 weeks since 1st person died on 5 March. There is nothing to celebrate, only sadness for those who have lost the people they loved.
allisonpearson Fuck right off
allisonpearson Fortunately as has been proven by our wonderful key workers the health of the nation is in the hands of people who care passionately about the health of others. If they took their lead from BorisJohnson they would have sent him back to Downing Street to take it on the chin.
allisonpearson Oh really,I smell fear,I smell desperation from an imaginary nation
allisonpearson Bollocks. The very opposite, I'd have said.
allisonpearson 'I am the state'
allisonpearson Allison Pearson be like
allisonpearson Spoken like a true cultist 🥴🥴
allisonpearson And people still wonder why no one's buying newspapers.
allisonpearson This isn’t journalism.
allisonpearson It's not even good propaganda, is it?
allisonpearson Vacuous sychopancy. That is all.
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allisonpearson Oh FFS no it is not - oh god it's the never was Pearson with her tongue up his arse again careful you make sure Laura's not up there
allisonpearson Tell that to the families of everyone who has died as a result of his negligence.
allisonpearson You're seriously nuts!
allisonpearson Herd Immunity
allisonpearson Except it's not really
allisonpearson She’s an embarrassment
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allisonpearson I thought the health of the nation was the thousand deaths plus a day due to government inaction, not the pretend distractionary illness of one portly serial adulterer, wot don't like combing his hair.
allisonpearson Generalissimo, Father of Nations, Prince Charming, Guiding Star, Caesar Augustus, Savior, King of Pop, Our Best Collective Farm Worker, Secular God, Greatest Commander-in-Chief of All Times, Dear Leader, Great Helmsman ... Aren't you feeling a tad silly over there in the UK?
allisonpearson We seem to be becoming the Forth Reich.
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allisonpearson Shite
allisonpearson Did she aye
allisonpearson The man who hasn't done a domestic chore in his life is not a marker for the health of anybody ordinary on any level.
allisonpearson I’ve read more truthful fairy tales. What an embarrassment.
allisonpearson I’m pleased he’s recovered (no-one deserves to suffering from this virus). Not least because he will need to face the essential public enquiry into his actions during and in the run up to this crisis.
allisonpearson He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
allisonpearson What a massive load of shite
allisonpearson What an utter load of tosh. Why would you write this?
allisonpearson If the shark hadn't already been jumped, it has now. One day you'll look back on this with pure shame.
allisonpearson Oh dear, oh dear, what a load of codswallop SMH in disbelief that this is called journalism.
allisonpearson Yes but it’s not a cult, right!
allisonpearson This grovelling propaganda and personality cult worshipping is inappropriate in any Western Democracy, especially considering the fact that 5,000 U.K. citizens and over 2 dozen frontline NHS workers are effing DEAD because of THIS MAN’S INCOMPETENCE!!!
allisonpearson Bit fascist
allisonpearson 😂 is this a joke?
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allisonpearson Cult of personality. Right here, right now.
allisonpearson 🤮🤮🤮
allisonpearson And they say Corbyism is a cult 🙄
allisonpearson Stupid cult.
allisonpearson Don't give much for his chances then
allisonpearson What sycophantic, North Korean gibberish. No wonder the Telegraph has gone down the plug hole. And into the sewer
allisonpearson Rubbish
allisonpearson Such a relief to be blocked by Pearson - no exposure to her crazed ranting
allisonpearson Bollocks it is.
allisonpearson What a load of shite....
allisonpearson 1000 deaths a day - that is the health of the nation as given to us by Johnson.
allisonpearson You are talking absolute nonsense
allisonpearson CULT (Need an edit button - put L by mistake)
We NEED a vaccine, We NEED more PPE for our NHS staff and we NEED people to stay the hell in their house!
allisonpearson Absolute Tosh!
allisonpearson GTF The effort to convince people ButcherBoris disliked will only drive British people away
allisonpearson Absolutely deranged
allisonpearson a job at the Sun awaits where you will be even more at liberty to concoct such ill founded fantasy jingoistic drivel boycottthesun
allisonpearson 'The intelligence of Boris Johnson is the intelligence of the body politic and, by extension, the intelligence of quite a lot of the nation. FTFY Covid19 coronavirus Covid19UK
allisonpearson Absolute twaddle 🤦🏻♀️
allisonpearson 'Boris Johnson is the Fisher King and needs Allison Parsifal to go on the Grail Quest to heal him and by extension the land' is honestly not a take I expected to hear in the year of our Luigi 2020 but here we are.
allisonpearson This must be one of the most appallingly ill-judged, out of touch pieces ever written. It’s just so cringeworthy.
allisonpearson What fucking nonsense is this?
allisonpearson If that’s true we’re all usually obese
allisonpearson What a horseshit article. THOUSANDS dead and this is what you focus on? This buffoon?
allisonpearson No, we don’t need him.
allisonpearson utter bollocks...
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allisonpearson What the fuck is this North Korean grade shit?
allisonpearson Wtf
allisonpearson It’s really not.
allisonpearson My god
allisonpearson 😂 😂 😂 You're coming out with some belters this week! Keep going, it's important to laugh!
allisonpearson Allsison discovers the Führer Principle
allisonpearson So, he's brain damaged then?
allisonpearson Oh fuck off 😆😆😆
allisonpearson I have never read such utter bollocks in all my life. 1. Boris the reason Boris is ill 2. Boris is one reason (David_Cameron and George_Osborne are others) why the NHS is in such a mess 3. - your paper is right wing
allisonpearson total crap.
allisonpearson Dear Leader we worship you
allisonpearson Ah yes all praise the Messiah, Boris Johnson.
allisonpearson Long walk. Short cliff. Bint.
allisonpearson The Fatherland and the Fuehrer are one!
allisonpearson You are in a cult.
allisonpearson Is that why NadineDories said we can 'All breathe easy' again ? - Wiw - Mr Johnson is some sort of a mystic healer? Who knew?
allisonpearson Almost 1000 innocent ppl dying everyday & we have to see these headlines by arse kissing journalists....i thought this was Great Britain, not Russia or North Korea...whats next will have journalists who r critical liquidated..this degradation of British media is really upsetting.
allisonpearson Graduate in English with a 2:2. Previously bankrupt. Pfff.
allisonpearson Grade A balderdash.
allisonpearson I never realised we had become North Korea.
allisonpearson Allison, stop deifying Johnson. He is a man. One man.
allisonpearson This is literally fascist personality cultism.
allisonpearson Eh? 🤔
allisonpearson Headline is a cause for concern, given he looks like a condom over-stuffed with offal at the best of times
allisonpearson What a load of complete crap!
allisonpearson is it fuck
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allisonpearson This is disgraceful
allisonpearson Dry boak!
allisonpearson State propaganda.
allisonpearson Are you a serious journalist as your sycophancy is toe curling?. Try focusing on the near 1000 people dying each day that's the tragic headline here
allisonpearson Bore off.
allisonpearson All hail supreme leader Boris.
allisonpearson Follow the leader!
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allisonpearson If true, no wonder this country has an alcohol problem.
allisonpearson What a load of total bollocks!!
allisonpearson Utter bollox. Johnson's health is not my health.
allisonpearson Never read so much bullshit
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allisonpearson Good lord I was worried about Boris too but this takes sycophancy to the extreme. She also quotes the same line from Jerusalem twice... Editor, clean-up in aisle 3!
allisonpearson dontdoaboris
allisonpearson ODFO
allisonpearson Writes someone who is off her rocker more like
allisonpearson This is obscene. Allison Pearson make me want to vomit. 1000 people are dying in hospital EVERY DAY. A pampered and self-indulgent PM is not representative of anything but himself
allisonpearson Yuck
allisonpearson Never heard such a load of nonsense in my life.
allisonpearson I think the health of our frontline NHS staff dying in the line of duty with inadequate PPE ought to be the focus...
allisonpearson The PM is a “here today, gone tomorrow politician” who for a time decided by parliament & the monarch heads the government. He is a human not an Olympian god far less a hero. Some are rather better in the role than others. The current one has done little save promote his own ego.
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allisonpearson Shameless presstitute yearns for the Supreme Leader.
allisonpearson Just Wow. The Telegraph is now in full ‘Divine Right of Kings’ propagandist mode. I have seen it all now.
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allisonpearson Kim jong un would love her. The sycophant in chief 😂
allisonpearson Well you cannot get more sycophantic than that can you? I am sure such obequiousness will be rewarded by the 'King of the World.' I think a free transfer to Fox News is coming shortly.
allisonpearson Utter bollocks.
allisonpearson Just threw up a bit in my mouth.
allisonpearson Fgs-come and join us on planet Earth.
allisonpearson Someone needs to tell Allison that he’s engaged to someone else.... not that that would make a difference admittedly
allisonpearson I’ll have whatever she’s smoking.
allisonpearson WTF The best thing for the country is for Boris Johnson to resign and let someone capable of doing the job take over. 'winging it' is killing 1000 people a day. Johnson is responsible for a death every 86 seconds — that's just in hospitals. Johnson adopted herd immunity.
allisonpearson All hail The Great Leader!
allisonpearson Drivel and sycophantic nonsense.
allisonpearson Look, I'm glad he's better, but you can f right off with this headline.
allisonpearson Yawn, yet this Supreme Leader admitted this idiocy..
allisonpearson Nation ? The U.K. is made up of Nations . This is English Nationalism at its worst
allisonpearson Ffs 🙈
allisonpearson This is undisguised fascist rhetoric.
allisonpearson Very true 👌
allisonpearson The public enquiry that will follow this will hold them and their decision making to account
allisonpearson 1000 dead in a day, allisonpearson decides to fellate the imbecile responsible
allisonpearson Your hero needs to get back to his diet regime.
allisonpearson 🤮🤮🤮
allisonpearson Is she still churning this shit out?
allisonpearson 1000 die thank you for our preparedness Boris.
allisonpearson No need for melodrama
allisonpearson How many people have died because of him..glad he is better so he can face his crimes...oh wait we don’t have a decent media......so that won’t happen...we will hail him the hero
allisonpearson And the winner of this years “Bugle most firmly wedged up Johnson’s ring piece” award .....
allisonpearson This government is taking lives literally MattHancock is telling the public NOT to wear Face Masks & leave them for NHS workers Singapore Army worked 24/7 to make 5.2 Million Face Masks & give them FREE to EVERYONE. Why is the British Army not doing the same BorisJohnson
allisonpearson Shes at it again 🙈🙈😁
allisonpearson What a load of Tory boll**ks.
allisonpearson Utter drivel
allisonpearson Ah stop the BS
allisonpearson Every time allisonpearson writes one of these bits of nonsense dies a little bit more. Keep going Allison, you are doing a smashing job.
allisonpearson Sorry but it is Johnson and the Tory Party that cut the funding to the NHS. The Tory Party that cut Doctors and Nurses numbers. The Tory Party that said the herd policy was the best way forward. The Tory Party that left the NHS short of equipment
allisonpearson Looks like alison used her best crayon for this one
allisonpearson Sweet Jesus! He's a deity come down to earth now!
allisonpearson Nations need heads of government acting responsibly rather than an imagined transcendental figure.
PCouineaux allisonpearson Pile of 💩
allisonpearson Jesus fucking Christ
allisonpearson As a result of Johnson`s negligence the nation is not particularly healthy at the moment.
allisonpearson allisonpearson How did Johnson get infected? Who was he in contact with? Who else among cabinet ministers and Downing Street 10 has been tested? Transparency is the measure of the health of the body politic.
allisonpearson This is so wrong. Nearly 1000 people a day are dead in this country and it is in part down to the Prime Minister’s negligence. So I don’t wish him ill health, but he is culpable and should face up to his mistakes and stop making them.
allisonpearson It's really vomit inducing.
allisonpearson Nauseating
allisonpearson He is not a supreme leader. He is a government worker paid by the taxpayer to represent us. Stop fawning over him and hold him to account. Thr nation's health depends on that.
allisonpearson Pathetic story. Try writing about the thousands who have died partly due to his policy of herd immunity and general incompetence Boristhebutcher
allisonpearson What bullshit. One doctor or nurse is far more valuable
allisonpearson Is it a musical already?
allisonpearson Over a 1000 dead yesterday (including care home deaths) so ‘health of the nation’ is in dire straits. Report on that.
allisonpearson ' You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord' - Barbara Bush
allisonpearson Careful Allison!
allisonpearson Definitely in the utter bollocks column.
allisonpearson 'We need you boris' - is this really journalism?
allisonpearson racist murderer who said everyone should get ill gets a sycophant to praise him BorisJohnson
allisonpearson This is dreadful even by telegraph standards ... does anyone remember when we had sane non character based leadership, that adapted, reasoned, considered and provided government based on need Imagine if the UK had invested in PPE and a testing programme in February .....
allisonpearson This is disgusting. The health of this man is in no way linked to the 8000 or so dead. In fact, the only link is that his gov't and their well documented failing ARE THE REASON WE WILL HAVE THE GREATEST DEATH TOLL IN EUROPE.
allisonpearson He has singlehandedly put your Nation into the grips of the biggest danger in 80 years. His arrogance and lack of precautions put himself into the ICU leaving you leaderless when it’s most needed. Your loyal readership will come to see this but it will be too late for many
allisonpearson PPPPRRRTTTT!!!!!
allisonpearson This headline would be seriously overblown in a functioning presidential system, let alone in a parliamentary one like the UK's.
allisonpearson Bumbling buffoon mismanages crisis causing countless unnecessary deaths..... Telegraph nails it again
allisonpearson Let the man rest. Have you had COVID-19?
allisonpearson allisonpearson Clearly doesn't know anything about the nation.
allisonpearson Utter drivel.
allisonpearson Drivel. Glad he is getting better, but he's not the government alone, politics or the nation itself. This really is 'the beloved leader *is* the country & the people' banana republic/clapped out Communist police state cult crap. If he chucked it in tomorrow things would go on.
allisonpearson hmmm...
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allisonpearson Just think ... don’t write .
allisonpearson Spoken like a true North Korean.
allisonpearson The nation may well be about to become a murderous mob looking for justice
allisonpearson Final death toll is all on that c*nt.
allisonpearson Absolute guff New Zealand 1 (ONE) Coronavirus death Stopped all non essential flights - tested all arrivals for temperature & Coronavirus & made them all self isolate for 14 days Johnson is a moron who believes in eugenics & had he perished it wld have improved UK politics
allisonpearson And the health of citizens? Where do you put it? It's unfortunate that they care so much about the health of those who have not worried about the health of others. The citizens.
allisonpearson Oh that's why the nation is sick as fuck with overtones of racism and lies
allisonpearson What?
allisonpearson The latest shipment of manure has arrived from the Torygraph
allisonpearson Really? I'm glad he's recovering but the nation doesn't depend on his wellbeing.
allisonpearson LICKING IS NOT A NEW JOB, DO IT WELL ...
allisonpearson 'she' can't write.
allisonpearson Then why did he behave so grossly negligent with his health? Is he stupid or something?
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THE BBC HAVE SAID OR CALLED WHAT THE CONSULTANTS DOCTORS NURSES HAVE FULL PROTECTION (cont)