WHO Warns Outbreaks In Victorian England Confirm Coronavirus Capable Of Spreading Through Time

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GENEVA—Following reports that an 8-year-old chimney sweep had tested positive for Covid-19, the World Health Organization warned Thursday that new outbreaks in Victorian England confirm the coronavirus is capable of spreading through time. “We have received a telegraph indicating that coronavirus has been detected in 1860s London, which means the likelihood of this disease reaching other eras of human civilization is a near certainty,” said WHO director-general Tedros Adhamon, adding that anyone born after 1837 should take precautions by avoiding unclean debtors prisons, drafty boarding schools, and stuffy manor houses. “An outbreak of coronavirus in ancient Mesopotamia could absolutely devastate technological progress throughout the last several millennia, imperiling life as we know it. Once you consider the poor hygiene and lack of sewage systems in places like Medieval France or Babylon in 1100 B.C., it’s easy to see how this could spiral into an unceasing pandemic. We’re warning people across all time and space to please wash your hands for at least 20 seconds.” At press time, WHO officials urged all future humans to quarantine themselves within their current timeline until a vaccine becomes available.

 

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DONT BELIEVE THIS! THE ONION IS FAKE NEWS!!!!

Thing is people probably believe in this more than wearing a mask

I hate to be obvious, but was that WHO the organization or Doctor Who passing through on hsi way to the future?

Welp! Thats Jacob Rees Mogg done for then

are you SURE this isnt a crossover episode of Legends of Tomorrow?

Could it spread through portals to infect the whole multiverse?

mudd_cat 🤣🤣🤣

Time will Tell so Time can also Talk that is also very telling about the times.

Looks like we'll need the other who

This is some 12 Monkees style next level shiz...😒

Dr Fauci quick back to the press conference.

Oh god it's spreading so quickly

Timberati

At least the ancestors of Trump supporters had no shortage of masks

and that outbreak in Victorian England is happening right now! we need a travel ban! to stop Coronavirus & Jack The Ripper!!!

This is literally IMPOSSIBLE. The radical left continues to create FAKE NEWS

It is kinda spreading through time already since it's been at work for multiple months

tHiS iS sO fAkE. mEdIa tHeSe dAyS

That's a beautiful painting

Who said that?

mark_lebaron

Just relax there's no more flying stick a middle finger to the panic buying, no more football no more goals ,no more pasta or toilet rolls

You will be led to victory by the American people.

Coronavirus:

We're gonna need a bigger boat

no........

Stocks in British East India company crashing!!!

WhatTheFlipMan I can imagine the creator of such not-hilarious-shit eagerly awaiting the answers. but it is just not funny. at all.

My dad disappeared help

BryanONolan I hope my ancestors wash their hands.

I think there may be an actual movie script in there somewhere.

Someone call a doctor.

Was this a warning by a doctor from WHO, or by Dr Who?

Lol l good thing, I didn’t wanna get infected through my time machine

Could you just retweet articles that you have posted already on Twitter?

So that's why my friend faded from existence.

So glad that the coach driver had the common decency to put a mask on the horse!!

Not funny

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