ScottyWuff I like to over react and exclaim to others, 'The plate is lava!'
Third degree burns on the inside of his mouth? Wow.
Careful, this soup is still wet
When I say the plate's hot I don't mean the tiny bit of the edge they grab to pull it closer I mean my hand has been resting directly under this ceramic bowl of piping hot soup for a minute and a half and oh god fuck I've melted all my fingerprints off
every 10th time it's as hot as the surface of the sun tho
Fake news waiter! *goes all in and grabs plate with both hands Aaaaaaaaaghhhhhh godammmmmit!!!!!!!
The waiter was right. Onion is lying.
My kids touch the plate automatically after the instructions from the waiter
When I was 25 I was a free spirit.i contracted 2 venereal disease that were completely immune to medications . I could never be a real man in any true sense so I started alternative therapies.I ate hot dogs Dinty Moore Beef stews.potted Meats and Turkey slice . It worked
My immediate response to 'careful the plate is very hot' is always, ouch! That's hot! Even before it hits the table. Been pulling this line off since I was 12 years old. I'm 49 next week and I still do it. Ya gotta say 'ouch' kinda loud so it startles the server.
i know this is the onion but anyone who has ever been a server can tell you this is real life!