This isn't a parody, this is the last ten years of 'career' sites.
Sounds good, I can retire after that.
This is a scam, isn't it? People are so guilable these days, they shouldn't get away with this! Why is nobody calling the police?
Over-the-top cover letter expressing my excitement for the opportunity going out now
'25 years experience as an executive at a global marketing firm required $8/hr'
Do you think my landlord will accept 'valuable work experience' as a payment?
Lol. I’m literally doing a gig like this right now!! Them: we want to take advantage of ALL of your 25 years of experience but we want to only pay for 18-20 hours a week
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You're on fire today
Last week I applied to be a freelancer from a listing on an agency's career page. And I don't think my situation is unique.
It's a great opportunity to earn a lot of experience, of course if you already have 5 years of experience in this field
Applicants must have 3-5 minutes experience with 30-50 feral pigs.
Only those who can fake 'passionate about RazerWire brand' need apply.
'So basically, we need you here about 50 hours a week & we're going to take all your ideas.'
Pay is 'exposure bucks'
Your desk nameplate is just Scrabble letters on a rack.
Is this even satire ?
Jesus, this hurts.
any career lasting longer than two months is a prison sentence unemployment is freedom
Gig Post?
Not satire
I'll only join if its an unpaid internship which requires 5 years of experience.
This is the realest news source i've ever seen