John Delaney Warns Universal Healthcare Not As Feasible As Just Letting Lots Of People Die

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Onion doing more 100% accurate news...

This can be a real headline and it would still be true 😂

BadAim2048 Art imitating life - yet again... Not sure if I should laugh or cry... 😂😭

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That's how they do it in Canada.

Really funny article for anyone that skipped the debate

He speaks truth!

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Thanks for reminding me this guy exists, again

He took bill burr too seriously

The onion making more sense than JohnDelaney

Shill for CNN and they blocked Bernie’s folks!!

Candidate for POTUS realizes that for the same $50 trillion cost of 'Universal Health Care' vast majority of population need never work. Can be simply given 6 figure cash incomes thus being more healthy and not annoying doctors with complaints, and pestling ER nurses with 'pain'.

realVikingCat ... the onion still ain’t ripe, put it back I mean to say: this actually happened, right?

“Allowing the sickly to live is cost prohibitive...” - JohnDelaney

I see insured people

I know everyone does the “I thought you were satire” joke and it’s completely played out, but for real, that’s basically what he believes.

Thank you for the interview! Our centrist revolution is surging! Delaney2020

JohnDelaney this is how you sound bro

the other 99%:.. John Delaney:

My Family and cousins who where are Shriners would think that's appalling...As do I.

haha, would this guy please go back to cutting hair at Joe's Barbershop in wherever, USA?

I’ve done the math. This is accurate

It's true, letting people die is very practical and inexpensive.

You misspelled Donald Trump

Hey JohnDelaney DropOutDelaney

JohnDelaney Well, yes, but no.

JohnDelaney Fun fact: Everyone who gets universal healthcare dies anyway.

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JohnDelaney “It’s just easier, folks. And more profitable.”

JohnDelaney mad AF that Delaney embarrassed Warren at the debate lol

JohnDelaney Delaney-Scrooge 2020

Hey snopes did you hear about this? Big if true

JohnDelaney KyleKulinski

JohnDelaney After the first debate he read Marianne’s book. He is now working on the illusion of sickness and has progressed from healthcare. Can we all agree reality and not illusion is a basic human right?

JohnDelaney Twitter User in comments thought 'The Onion' to be satire.

JohnDelaney It's possible to achieve 100% insured without medicare4all. 28 million uninsured at $200/month plan is 67.2 billion dollars per year, which is 1.8% of the National budget of 3.65 trillion. We can do this tomorrow.

JohnDelaney Oh man, this is supposed to be satire, right? Mean people suck, co-exist, it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber.

JohnDelaney AllOnMedicare

JohnDelaney Bernie2020

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JohnDelaney this was supposed to be satire?

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JohnDelaney It’s kinda the same effect.

JohnDelaney Delaney is a man of the people

JohnDelaney How’s the onion employee health care benefits.

JohnDelaney Status quo.

JohnDelaney DropOutDelaney

JohnDelaney Sorry, but this is inaccurate and uninformed which makes it not funny.

JohnDelaney KateParsivel

JohnDelaney The other question is where are we going to put them all.

JohnDelaney 'funny' 'humor' 'comedy' RIP

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JohnDelaney If only we didn’t have, literally, dozens of examples of a M4A style plan working in other countries around the world. MedicareForAll

JohnDelaney Also, Mr. Potato Head called Delaney. He wants his look back.

JohnDelaney ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

JohnDelaney LOL Delaney's healthcare plan is *literally* to automatically enroll every American under 65 in a government plan and allow them to opt out... but if you don't come prepared to the debate, you leave yourself open to this.

JohnDelaney I guess the Onion has become propaganda?

JohnDelaney Lol; that shirt.

JohnDelaney I knew he was a Republican

JohnDelaney Claims He's Seen How It Works In Somalia.

JohnDelaney he's already out, Warren destroyed him. Don't kick a man when he's down LOL

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neobabylon3 JohnDelaney Real utilitarian hours

JohnDelaney jaypex_legends heheh

JohnDelaney this isn't even satire

JohnDelaney NickoGallo

JohnDelaney *insert mass suicide here*

JohnDelaney The sad reality is that “Lots Of People” die everyday ..... most in the hospital and under the care of a doctor 👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️

JohnDelaney I knew when I clicked this there’d be no story and just the photo another w for the onion

JohnDelaney He does have a point about the surplus population.

JohnDelaney Most candidates platforms are this but unironically

JohnDelaney more ppl will will die with free shitty healthcare

JohnDelaney i, too, dream of the medieval standard of healthcare making a resurgence in the modern era. /s

JohnDelaney

JohnDelaney Well we’ve been letting people just die for a long time. Let’s give the other option a chance.

JohnDelaney It started as a chortle, then became a guffaw. Because, satire or not, this is the laughable truth.

JohnDelaney Death is a dangerous thing....

JohnDelaney John Delaney Warns Green New Deal Not As Feasible As Just Letting Lots Of People Die

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JohnDelaney The Onion is not satire anymore. That's the way the world goes.

JohnDelaney Well, kinda true

JohnDelaney CC: johndelanyy

JohnDelaney I'm still waiting for someone to tell me this isn't from a Benny Hill sketch....

JohnDelaney Deus vult

JohnDelaney This is the Republican point of view on everything not just healthcare.

JohnDelaney Is the Onion seriously cheerleading for Sanders and Warren now?

JohnDelaney He makes a nice tablecloth skintag

JohnDelaney 🔥 Roasted 🔥

JohnDelaney i thought the onion was satire...

JohnDelaney Only person with some sense .

JohnDelaney I already forgot who he was since Wed.. Or was it Tues..

JohnDelaney RIP.

JohnDelaney His campaign needs to die. DropOutDelaney

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