Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of theyou're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes.
Read on for 183 funny yo mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly think of. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her.Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.Yo mamas so old, she knew Gandalf when he only had a mustache.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said,"Moving."Yo mama is so chatty, when she signed into Skype it said"Error: Too Much Information."Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Yo mama is so old, she has an autographed bible.Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.Yo momma is so paranoid, they call her the alarm belle.
Yo mama is so fat, that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said:"To be continued."Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting,"Wait, you forgot the remote!"Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama's so stupid, when I said,"Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.