"I've been in a funk lately because work is more stressful than usual. Well, last night when I tried to initiate sex, my wife pulled away and said, 'Nope — if you want me tonight, you have to earn it.' Cue the wrestling and giggling, and eventually the really good sex. And I'll be damned if that wasn't exactly what I needed to put me in a better mood.
""I was demoted from a very high-paying, high-pressure job that I had devoted my entire working life to. My whole identity and sense of self-worth was wrapped up in that job, and I was petrified at what her response was going to be when I told her. But when I did, my wife — who I had never heard swear a single time — said, 'Fucking quit.' It was at that moment I knew everything was going to be just fine for the rest of my life.
larissalou I know she’s the one when I call her heffer and she comes back with something 😂