Why the NHS wants patients to poo, pee and be sick

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The health service is ditching words such as faeces, urine and vomit in favour of simpler language that everyone can understand

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🤣Pretty soon Docs will be asking, 'Why you no tattoo?'

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I was waiting in A&E when I got the sudden urge to vomit. Ran up to the nurses desk to ask for a sick bucket. Them: 'That's not what they're called' Me: 'What are they c.... *vomit*

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