CHICAGO—In what she described as a major step forward after months of psychological evaluation, a therapist at online mental health provider BetterHelp confirmed that her session with a client Tuesday had led to a significant breakthrough in sellable patient data.
“It’s been a long road, but she was finally able to talk about her trauma in a way that will permit our advertising partners to target her buying habits,” said counseling psychologist Sarah Hargrave, who admitted that the deep-seated sources of her client’s emotional issues had made her question whether his debilitating anxiety could ever truly be monetized.
. BetterCallSaul Therapy Session Leads To BreakingBad through In Sellable Patient Data - See some hands? First time? - So how's it selling? [Jesse, Badger, Pete at therapy session scouting new customers] BreakingBad bb311
You're supposed to be satire 😭