back in May!” said Alito, who, through sharp gasps between raucous belly laughs, added how uncanny it was that they both—on the exact same day—posed as an aide, leaked the exact same draft of an upcoming opinion overturning, and then tried to pin it on the exact same unspecified clerks when allegations came to light.
“Seriously, what are the odds? Plus, neither of us have even gotten close to getting caught. Wait.going to blackmail you! Twinsies!” After simultaneously wiping away tears of joy and agreeing to get a beer, Alito and Thomas both acknowledged that they should have known they leaked the same decision after they both harassed the same aides.
Christie_D22 All joking aside the FBI should take over the investigation. If either one of these hammer heads did it, and we know one of them likely did, they should be impeached ASAP.
DFire45 More truth in jest.
Probably true.
Shameful
ProfMMurray This is too accurate lol
On a serious note it is amazing how cheaply these white supremacists will sell their vote…yes Clarence is a white supremacist
literaryeric Reminder that the leak directly led to an assassination attempt on a judge by a guy who traveled across the country with a gun with the intention of murdering enough justices to prevent the ruling.
Even Super Depends can't stop the leaks from these guys. SCOTUS
…also having a big laugh at protecting predator priests… hilarious…
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ElieNYC
Worthless waste of air and skin.
Ginny is not amused.
I liked the original The Man Who Was Thursday better!
That’s as close as Alito can get to a laugh.
john_sipher Caption 'Jinx you owe me a coke!'
Observa35589017 Disgusting 🤮
john_sipher I would laugh, too! Especially, they knew they did it.
john_sipher What happened to the onion? You used to be great! Now all you do is report on real news instead of satire! Come on!
I wonder if they exchanged high fives after finding out they were both fucking Ginni Thomas.
Where is the Snopes fact check? 😂😂😂
Alito actually did it as Thomas napped.
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robneyer The basis of satire humor is to be even a bit aligned with reality... therefor this is just irrelevant and ignorant.
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Nobody even bothered to ask them so, why not? 🤷♂️
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Onion, you're supposed to be satire.