Things To Never Say To Someone Doing ‘Dry January’

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Dry January is a monthlong challenge during which participants are encouraged to remain sober to improve their “health” and promote “responsible drinking habits.” Should you know someone insane enough to try it, never say these things.

It’s generally rude to comment on the appearance of a friend’s internal organs.List slidesDon’t be rude and invite them to activities they obviously can’t participate in.

An alcoholic parent is great for awards season, but it may be good in the long run if your dad isn’t a drunk.List slidesWhile true, the price of name-brand acetaminophen has gone up 150% in the past three months.List slidesPlans to commit crimes change; don’t make your accomplice feel guilty.“​All the booze could be gone by February.”“You’re completely jeopardizing your alcoholism.”No one appreciates being confronted like that.

 

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these were brutal. i love it

Oh, good. The question 'Can I get you and your friend drunk enough to consent to a threesome with me?' isn't on the list. It's so hard to get straight guys to have sex with another guy unless they've had a few.

And for meth-less March? ✌️🇬🇧

Is this about ben shapiro and his wife?

Cannonball, cannonball comin'!

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