Over 11 million people were included in the study. Sixteen per cent of whome had not received a COVID-19 vaccine.A total of 1,682 — or 25 per cent — of the crashes involved unvaccinated individuals, which is equal to a 72 per cent increased relative risk compared to vaccinated individuals.
“The increased traffic risks extended across the entire spectrum of crash severity and appeared similar for Pfizer, Moderna, or other vaccines.”Free rapid COVID tests to be available at Ontario stores through to next JuneRedelmeier said traffic risks were 50 to 70 per cent greater for adults who had not been vaccinated, compared to those who had received their shots.
“Associated” does not mean “caused”. Maybe whacked out pro-vaxxers are targeting cars flying Canadian flags and trying to run them off the road. This hypothesis is just as valid as this twisted leap from “associated” to “caused”.
The unvaccinated are spawns of the devil, new science suggests.
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Studies are not facts. Like this fake ass story
The increase in traffic crashes were caused by clotting in the brain from toxic spike proteins.
I'm unvaxxed and I can tell you the desire to drive on the wrong side of the road and ram people is almost overwhelming.
No study about driving while under the influence of Cannabis?
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And if the result went the other direction, then they'd say the vaccibe hesitant are more careful drivers? They don't take risks because they are afraid of 'rare' occurrences of events happening to them?
Tossers, nothing but tossers 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean ffs, the length they go to sell poison.
I’m embarrassed for Global National for reporting this.
I’d be more worried about the vaccinated dying while driving, taking a heart attack!!
What BS!!
'Died suddenly' associated with increased risk of being mrna vaccinated in Ontario: Bobo
Who the clown wrote this lie ?
Ill take a car crash over sudden death any day of the week
What a stoopid headline. Are you guys daft?
Lol
Now it's 'get vax-in-ated to reduce your risk of a traffic accident'? They are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Scientists: don't you have more important things to study and question?
🤣😂🤣😂😂bahahahah This is the most absurd thing I have heard Brought to you by GlobalNews
Are you hiring at Global News?! Sign me up!
Public 'health' is based on nonsense like this.
They know this is insane lol. I can't wait for the day when they no longer receive government funding, I'm going to enjoy watching them burn 🔥 💩🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Wow fake news trash
Click bait!! Just stop already.
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Wtf your smoking 💩?
If you take their unsubstantiated “conclusions” as fact, the data also shows that individuals with higher economic status who are vaccinated are 210% at higher risk than the middle economic status.
And your worse than TheWindsorStar 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Who approved the grant (tax dollar ) to fund this middle school level study? 😳
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 i really hope you feel as fucking bad as this ratio is 🖕
Between funding the research and then the “news” station reporting it, I wonder how much this important information cost the Canadian tax payers.
Why are you parroting this utterly garbage paper while completely ignoring real hard science recently published in Germany. Stop pushing Trudeau WEF lies.
According to TheScienceTM You people jumped the shark with BecauseIts2015 and have only continued downhill from there. What an embarrassment Canadian state media is.
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Is this what passes for a study now?
ClownScience by a far left hack who got $50,000 from the Canadian government to write this garbage 'study'.
Well that story is a joke. You bunch of dirty government propagandists. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. No morals, no ethics and no brains.
Nice try. That’s a Justin Trudeau quality red herring! Who’s idea was this, “study”? Journalism at its lowest form.
That's a Conspiracy theory Global News! 🚨🚨🚨 misinformation! 🚨🚨🚨 Cancel Global News!
Paid propaganda
This can only be true, if the un-inoculated are driving an electric vehicle that has its OS system hacked and purposely crashed.
Wtf? This is pathetic, even for Global.
Help me understand - are cops asking for vaccination status at the scene of an accident now?
I wonder.......How many boosters would I need to be competitive or even win the Indianapolis 500🤔?
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This has got to be a new low in “journalism” Even for Global.. what a stupid, inane, garbage piece of propaganda. I hope Pfizer is paying them well
thats some funny $hit right there
This is not journalism and it is not news, it's a Saturday Night Live skit. Are you circling the drain?
This is now just making fun of the simps who would believe it. Global News meet rock bottom
Global News = pure bull shit.
Yeah, people just want to drive the opposite way from the jabs, right?
Sound's like a whole bunch of hot garbage.
Wow the shot that spews out of your office is disgusting
What they don't take into account are the 10-12% of people who were coerced ('vaccine hesitant') into taking the Vax, making their findings invalid.
Just Ontario?
Using this theory, people with monkeypox are associated with increased risk of traffic crashes. 🙊 🦠
More BS by its finest media outlet! Global News Sucks!
I think it’s the other way around. Weird things are happening to the vaccinated . I know a few with issues, they are now afraid.
Would you look at those nails? 🤔 As a nurse, you know you have to keep them short, no nail polish, and no fake nails, as well. Hello?!
Every time I see this 'study' posted, I think of that picture of Bill Gates sitting on a desk beside some books; one of them entitled How To Lie With Statistics.... GFY Agenda driven propaganda FakeNews
You're full of 💩
What a crock of 💩. Next up….
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keep writing this garbage, people are laughing at your 'journalism' LMAO
OMG you guys are really scraping the bottom of the barrel. This is too stupid to even be funny
Can you guys at least pretend to do real news reporting and tell the truth for once... this is beyond embarrassing that my tax dollars are spent on this shit...
Or maybe it’s because those that don’t get the vaccine are not scared of life living in our holes. They are out in the world working and actuallyiving their lives? But you spew what ever lie you like.
No wonder you’re broke.
Global is officially drunk!
Blatant propaganda.....
What a joke this study is. No wonder people with with a brain are questioning the science on many fronts.
You need to be on Drugs to come up with a study like this .
Seriously. 😂😂😂😂
Bahaha!!! Your reporting is such a pathetic joke. Try this Headline: Not taking your mRNA shot has resulted in people actually standing up against corrupt big Pharma and tyrannical governments.
You should be embarrassed just sharing this information.
🤡 next news report unvax will step on dog shit more then vaxx 🤣
“associated with” means correlation, but correlation does not imply causation.
Its first of april every day in 2022, good study!! What was the name of the monkey who performed it?
elonmusk any updates re: labelling some Canadian news outlets as state-affiliated based on government funding and political influence/pressure?
Orthopaedic Surgeon, Dr Ahmad Malik: 'Young fit people suddbely dying, strokes, heart attacks, unusual clots, cancers, is it all random? Even if there is a small possibility, we need to stop and investigate'?
Ok Pravda...😁😁😆
What an utter BS article. Do you have no journalistic standards anymore
That's quite enough shark jumping for today
This is getting more ridiculous by the day. Keep shaming us but we aren't giving in!
- media at its finest!
So I'm guessing we saw a huge drop in car crashes from 2019 (when nobody was vaxxed) till now when most people have been vaxxed?
How…. Bro how
Are you seriously publishing Babylon Bee and The Onion content now? Any increase in vaccindents are caused by heart attacks, strokes and brain fog from the jibbyjab
Ravarora1 Wow! 10 to 1 ratio. Well done global 👍
Are you seriously publishing Babylon Bee and 'The Onion' content now? Increased vaxxidents are due to strokes, heart attacks, brain fog, all caused by the jibbyjab.
So who was responsible for all the traffic accidents before the C-19 inoculation became available?
Global News really should be ashamed of themselves...
Now do myocarditis
Embarrassing.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Is there no limit to your silliness?
OMG! You’re a joke !!! WTF is wrong with news outlets? How do you sleep at night publishing this propaganda?!?!?!?
Let’s all get together and apply for MAID for They are grasping g terminal anyway and it will relieve our misery. Win/win.
What an absolutely retarded story
Poeple who don't follow public health advice are more likely to ignore road safety. Ok then why single out vaccine hesitancy? how about people who don't brush and floss their teeth? Obese people? Smokers. Study aimed at the answer they wanted.
Whatever drugs you are taking must be strong. Unless you are now comedians.
Study shows fake news from Global et al cause of Increased impotency in males over 85 across Canada
Follow the science
State-sponsored propaganda! And bovine excrement.
lMAO
Can’t get in a car wreck if you already died of a heart attack.
Funny that they can make a link like this but they are baffled about increased mortality stats world wide.
Nice and misleading as the whole report is based on ‘theorized’ scenarios. Remember how well the covid modelling worked😂🤣🤣🤣
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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅journalism has never been more useless than it is right now 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
It's like climate change Is there anything NOT taking the CV shots can't cause?
I’m wondering why is publishing Babylon Bee parody stories. You guys crack me up. Would you care to share the actual data and who really published this report?
Just when I think I've heard all the bullshit possible.............tada! lol
What would you say is the risk biggest factor in car accident? Is it mileage, time driven or where you do most of your driving? Now... Which of these did the study consider? (Hint: The answer is none) In the data period, essential workers lagged significantly in vax rates.
is pathetic for posting such blatant disinformation. What an absolute joke.
Blocked for fear porn.
OK Global National, your organization should be embarrassed posting BS
Yes keep spewing the B.S..... 😠
That Is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
People lower in agreeableness tend to get in accidents more? Who would’ve ever guessed.
Really? The propaganda is getting so sad. The 💉's are expiring & nobody wants them, so the gov't & their state media are going hard to try & sell them before they have to write them all off. 🇨🇦 needs to stop funding these propaganda campaigns.
just more of the same bull shit from trudy media
LOL where’s the science behind this one?
Ramping up for that unvaccinated tax 🤡🌎
This is such garbage No wonder you have to beg for money to keep operating
Ha! Unvaccinated bad & crazy. Vaccinated sane & good. A lazy attempt at Sluggish Schizophrenia. Accusations that the 'unvaccinated' are not mentally well or irresponsible are popping everywhere, including guidelines of the College of Physicians. BTW, the Star does genocide best.
Study- Canadians would be better off if their hard worked for tax dollars was spend anywhere but Canadian news networks
I mean it’s not even close to news anymore more a bad comedy.. 🤷♂️ I go anywhere but for news but thanks for the laughs
jumped the shark with the rest of the insane MSM years ago. So what would you call this? Jumping the megalodon 🤡🌎
Hmmm...I thought we were antivaxers 🤔 journalismisdead gaslighting101 suddennamechange
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Wouldn’t have anything to do with working from home, skip the dishes, Amazon and overall hiding from society.
You still trying to guilt us into enlarged hearts and inhuman clotting? If you can't get a refund for the extra doses, just mix them in your coffee; sAfE aNd EfFeCtIvE!!!
Please tell me the world isn’t this gullible. This is hate speech!
Study by Justin’s blackface?
The Study: 'A limitation of our study is that correlation does not mean causality because our data do not explore potential causes of vaccine hesitancy or risky driving.' 'The study does not test the reliability of COVID vaccination as a proxy for COVID vaccine hesitancy.'
How many of them are PhD's?
Yesterday I thought this was a joke and nobody would take it seriously and today it’s all over MSM.
Now what in the world are those who did take it at more increased risk of...hmmmmmm. Friendly reminder for all you cultists to boost up!
We're not allowed to talk about covid 'vaccine' injuries in children, but this is totally fine? Maybe you should stop taking your 'news' assignments from Katie Telford. Monsters.
Study from a guy who received 50k from federal government MandateFreedom TrudeauMustGo
Next up: Police to administer covid booster shots to anyone pulled over for a traffic infraction
Does it hurt to try this hard, and have to reach this far into the BS pile? Claiming people that don't get vaxxed are 'rule breakers' so they 'MAY' be the kind that don't follow the rules of the road. unbelievable Covid19 spunnarrative
Lmao
Fakenews Global National. Try a study of people alone in the car with a mask on with blurry glasses .
Oh Global News, you are nothing more than paid PR firm for the Liberal party and their Pfizer contracts. Disgusting
😂😂😂 unbelievable
They didnt measure miles/km’s driven. 😂
Journalism at its finest hour.
Siri, what is pseudoscience?
Teletran I has determined that you are Decepticons.
Okay…. Lol
FAKE FUCKING NEWS!
😂😂😂😂 yeahhhhh okay Global…
This is almost as ridiculous as calling the unvaccinated ‘racist, sexist, transphobes, etc etc’. Yea, they did that.
OMG!! 🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️ State owned media has no intention of trying to regain any credibility. Gotta admit though. It's fun watching them go down in flames.
This study is what I like to call 'vomit on a plate'
Studies show that my unjabbed dog chews more shoes than cats that are jabbed. Are you mandated to produce one piece of C*vid drivel every 15 minutes to receive your daily stipend? Good grief, Canada must look ridiculous to the rest of the world.
You must admit that the experts pushing any new medical product are first required to be diligent in their independent research. This is proof of widespread sloppiness, government officials and journalists cannot be trusted.
Wow!🤣🤣🤣
Studies show if you work for a news organization your more likely to be irrational and score lower on IQ scores.
🤣😂🤣😂get outta here🤣😂🤣😂🤣 associated with explosive diarrhea as well. 🙄
This is a parody account…right? 😂🤣😂
Shit. I better go get the vaccine so I don’t get into a car accident 🤣
You clowns hate TheBabylonBee so much you tryin' to put them out of business.
Lead investigator, Dr. Donald A. Redelmeier, a University of Toronto medicine professor and physician at Sunnybrook Health Sciences Centre, said investigators “theorized that adults who neglect health recommendations may also neglect basic road safety guidelines.”
Give it up propagandist.. we know who owns you 😏
Lol you guys go full blown parody account?
Wtf
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Dafk u say?
I see this sort of crap all the time in nutrition studies - 'associated with' is a useless concept. Yellow cabs 'are associated with' rain in New York City, since every time it rains, there are yellow cabs everywhere. Such utter BS!
Avi, if you bothered to read the article, rather than just the headline, the story makes logical sense : Lead investigator, Dr. Donald A. Redelmeier, “theorized that adults who neglect health recommendations may also neglect basic road safety guidelines.” CovidIsNotOver
Do the puppet masters telling you to write this trash actually think anyone will go get the vax after reading this article/study? Obviously they hold people in low regard and must think the average person is incredibly stupid. This is just beyond ridiculous paid for journalism.
Total complete BS
Co-authored by a researcher given $50k by the federal government to promote covid vaccines. Lol
Context this is a state paid organization it therefore cannot be trusted or considered News
What a bs!
The state of MSM in Canada is horrific.
Y’all are really trying way to hard. The Covid vaccines are poison. Unless you enjoy six foot blood clots that look like rubber bands, heart failure, seizures, and death of course. Enjoy!
So again this isn’t about our health it’s just about compliance. If you’re hesitant to get the vax, you’re hesitant to follow rules of the road. I am now classifying every branch of globalnews as satire.
Holy hell man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who funds research such as this? KeepYourReceipt
Wow. When you didn’t think global could go any lower. They put out trash like this. This is pathetic.
Can we have our data back? Where are the privacy laws?
Did you even read the study? It's a joke of bad science.
Ever heard of 'Informed Consent'? You assisted in breaking it with coercion and lies from the start of all this. Even at the start, with where it actually came from, the MSM lied. Look up what happened to Julius Streicher after what he did. You ignore history at your own peril.
Oh, for heaven's sake. They're just trolling us now.
How much did Sparklesocks pay you for this crap What’s next The unvaxxed are associated with increased risk of not paying their taxes Not returning shopping carts Stealing poppies from the Legion Robbing Salvation Army bell ringers Y’all are pathetic.
what a clown show this has become.
This is absolutely asinine. I didn’t think I could be more disgusted with Canadian media, but, here we are.
Is this the Canadian version of the Babylon Bee?
Remove the word “hesitancy” and then this makes sense. 🤡🌎
'News'
Lmao 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Hahaha OMFG you actually went with this ridiculous bullshit? Haha no wonder you are going under. Look at your ridiculous articles. This is pathetic
And the media cries about 'misinformation' and 'disinformation'.
How can global even take themselves seriously when they are posting garbage like this.
Hahahahaha.
Delete your account
Hilarious 😂
This 💩 emoji beats your reporting. welldone
Bullshit! Truth be told those having a reaction to the poison shots are responsible for many accidents.
Let’s see, bought and paid for media shilling for their government. Nope, still not interested. TrudeauMustGo DefundCBC BailoutDollars hypocrites
Vaccine 'hesitancy' is over and done with. Ppl have been flat out refusing to inject themselves or their children with an untested, unknown and experimental jab.
Logical fallacy much? To even attempt to equate the two is absolutely ludicrous. I am worried about the guy/gal in the lane next to me, all jabbed up, having a 'vax' related myocardial infarct crashing into me. More worried about those forsaking their Oath of Hippocrates.
🤣 🤣 🤣 omg seriously ,who would believe this utter bullshit.
I'm not an anti vaxxer, yet I don't believe in this covid jabs, I don't drive... what would be my label?
Really, you embarrass yourselves.
25% of all accidents were the unvaxxed. So who were the other 75%? 🤨🤬🤡🤡
Here is another study
This is so pathetic ! 🤡
Yes those who are not obedient and compliant are likely to exhibit more risky behaviour versus the typical servile Canadian. The different between slaves versus free thinking persons.
BretWeinstein thoughts on this BS?
If you get more than 5 boosters you're likely to sexually abuse young children.
Only Ontario? Have there been any like for like studies with other geographical areas?, I was expecting to be the vaccinated with the increased risk as they appear to just dropping down dead suddenly but live and learn
you have stooped to a ridiculously low level. Seriously was this study conducted by someone under the influence?
I think Global had to take money from Trudeau also.... Jesus what kind of reporter can actually believe, and write this garbage. Shame. We need to start a Game of Thrones shaming of all reporter's lol..
Oh that’s what causes accidents? Lmao this is getting ridiculous, when will the rest of us wake up
when someone is paid 50k to give you some bullshit
Lol
This is absolutely insane. What a headline! Hey Canada ,losing fear in the unvaccinated? Here’s a bs reason to worry some more.
If you believe this, then please go get your vax and all the requisite boosters. And keep getting boosted regularly. Like every couple of weeks. There isn't much hope for you, so you may as well get on with it, do your duty to Liberal Fantasy Land and show the rest of us.
The winneeeer iiisss.
Are you sure it wasn't climate change?
If you read this sleazy science “study” through to its funding credits you will see the data raking assessment most likely actually funded by car insurance corporations has multiple limitations. It also shows that we should be more concerned about sleep apnea and diabetes
This is just their way of telling you that people might start dying suddenly on the roads and saying that it's the unjabbed.
elonmusk misinformation
elonmusk This is clearly misinformation.
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Global went full tropic thunder with this one. Unreal. Hey remember this...
Sounds racist to me as people of colour were a high percentage of those who chose not to be vaccinated.....is that what you're saying Global? That people of colour are bad drivers? Shame on you!
Pray for those who got this vaccine.
Do you know that 1 in 5 babies born in the world is Chinese? So if you already have 4 kids, and are expecting a fifth.... don't be surprised if it's Chinese is all I'm saying. See? You can make statistics say just about anything you want.
How do you post this? This is why people turn to Rebel news
This is complete BS
A study has shown that paying legacy media buys you the naritive!!!! Which friend or family member made a killing of this study? Sad part is how many rocket 🚀 science plebs out there are actually going to fall for this?
I would throw hanna jack on out on the street, and wonder about my hiring practices global, you suck
Last week a “study” showed, the stress of being in proximity of the unvaccinated is causing heart attacks in the vaccinated. Now they are more likely to cause traffic accidents. What’s next, a study on how the unvaccinated affect climate. 🤦♀️
Fake news global
Let me guess.. The taxpayers paid for this nonsense
In other news, skepticism over UFO sightings has been linked to an increase in ACL ruptures.
This is not only misinformation but also ugly manipulation of the masses, irrelative statistics is an old fashion hoax. wake up.
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I thought it was due to climate change.
Everybody get poisonated!
And people wonder why the hate is real for mainstream media 😂 seriously come on guys do better 🤦♂️
This is the WORST example of garbage science to date.
CdnMediaFailed It's not easy to try to explain current situation without mentioning the Government of Canada. $$$$$$$$$
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We're is the 'Parody' in the name cause that can't be serious 🤣🤣🤣
Is this a fucking joke? 🤣🤣🤣
*sigh* That ratio….
Amazing. This study has demonstrated the uselessness of peer review, the near death of the scientific method, and complete inability of the media to think.
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FactCheck please 🙄
State affiliated media
State funded propaganda
Playing with numbers, until the results fit the pre-approved narrative. They really believe we are as stupid as they are. There's either a reform of the press or their bankruptcy is the only way.
are you not tired of being apart of the problem?! Why not report on real issues in this country, like our failed healthcare system that has people dying in er waiting rooms?
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Lay off the fentanyl, holy crap!!!!
*facepalm*
The stat revolves around the fact that: If you were more likely to goo-up, you were more likely to wrap yourself in cotton wool & go nowhere...I, for one, didn't goo-up (specifically b/c I'll wait 75 years for the data to come in😉) and still haven't had an accident-or, the coof.
It doesn’t make sense!
Your study is b******* propaganda news
They try to blame all the accidents that happen to vaccinated people on to the people who are not vaxxed.
Jesus Murphy this is dumb
Breaking: unvaccinated folks have the biggest cocks of all. Study show 🙅🏻♂️
Trash being reported by trash. Good thing I read this here. Now I know without thinking it’s lies.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA !!! LOL
Can you say 'gaslighting'?
Whereas covid vaccine eagerness associated with increases risk of heart attacks and death.
Just when I think I can’t be more disgusted with your reporting, you outdo yourself. Once again; wow.
Lmaooo
How do you get out of bed in the morning? How do you look at yourself in the mirror?
Another reason why all funding should be removed from legacy media.
“I do think the authors made a ridiculous suggestions”👇🏼
I lost braincells reading this shit. Wtf is the world coming too. Who pushes post on something so stupid
Earn that yellow journalism tag Global
The bot spam days are numbered..
and they want amnesty?
Hey elonmusk world please take note of the disaster Canada has become
Stop lying
For a second I thought this was a babylon bee satire…
globalnews
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The National Enquirer has changed its name 🤡🌎
Embarrassing
This tweet is bought to you by pfizer.
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Trying to force this garbage onto people by removing their 'privilege' to drive; based on science™️? BoughtResearch
You don't deserve that checkmark.
elonmusk can you help us Canadians out?
So am I immune to car crashes if I get the vaccine?
Science
FAKE NEWS
What on Earth? pack up your balls and go home. Game is over.
I like your gold check mark , suits ya!
TheBabylonBee you've got some competition...
😅😂🤣😀Is this a parody account? Hesitancy ? No means no.
Associated by you.
What a lot of shite here!!! Ffs. Everyone knows it’s a flu and a scam.
If you don’t die from Clot Shots Bc you are still alive Yes You have a higher chance of dying in a car accident bc NOT KILLED BY THE CLOT SHOT & will live much much much longer Quite a way to spin statistics fellas Very Mengele of you “scientists” funded by big pharma
Why do you have that data?
Oh my goodness, who is funding the study? Bill Gates? Good luck people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, pathetic, we are living in 🤡 world.
Studies have proven Journalists that take Gov’t handouts are lazy and tend to commit suicides at an alarming rate, they ‘theorize’ their guilt, lack of sex they just can’t live with themselves any longer.
I really hope you're kidding with this bullshit
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You are the enemy of the people
Damn your worse than the media in the US! Pathetic losers
Croc
Look at the engagement on this profile. It's sad. Legacy media is dead.
Data studies plz.
Lol, this is satire, right?
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Huh?
LOL this is actually comical.
Study funded by ?
Suspect the data is thrown off in similar ways to the covid data that included people with unknown vaccine status. Even pedestrians were at higher risk. Would need to see how they handled errors in the encrypted marker as well.
WTAF? 🤣🤣🤣
You should be ashamed for printing that article.
Seriously, who is believing this B.S. 😂 Give it up Global. DefundMSM
Who cares about traffic crashes! I wanna know how it affects climate change!?🥴
nice double blind placebo controlled interventional study OH WAIT!
truckdriverpleb Why do you guys promote such garbage?
Delete your account
This may be one of the most insane things you've posted yet!!! Congratulations
truckdriverpleb 🙄🤡ClownMedia
Reported
So you’re saying the vaccine would somehow make me a better driver?🤣🤣🤣. Unless I died suddenly behind the wheel I guess.
So we should all get more vaccines to decrease our chances of getting in an accident? 😂😂😂
Is this a joke? 😂😂
Less blood clots though.
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More like less likely due to our situational awareness derived from our critical thinking skills. 100% more likely to suffer a medical emergency behind the wheel due to the vaccine, killing & injuring anyone unfortunate to be in their way I've seen enough videos proving that fact
Hey elonmusk here's one that needs to be marked 'state-affiliated media'.
Ummmm. You really are trying too hard. At some point even the cult members will catch on hat you are just seeing how far you can push it before they wake up
A ludicrous, transparent over-reach.
Maple_Bacon22 Breakdown: 70% of society gets it. The 70% are now having cardiac events (often while driving), thereby increasing the total number of traffic accidents (including the ones where they plow into un'vaccinated' persons). So technically 'unvaxed having more traffic accidents'
How much of a bailout bonus did Trudeau give you to tweet this?
Brain Damage associated with listening to Global News.
Aren’t ppl dying from vaccine and booster :/
What in gods name happened to journalism in the last 3 years. Whoever chose to publish this shameful rubbish should be instantly fired
Just shows that more vaxxers drive…
what a disgrace you are, peddling such a truckload of absolute 💩💩💩. Shame on you. It’s beyond apparent that you’ve just received your Xmas payloa from Trudeau. I wonder - is this the alternate choice to deeds done under the desk for your benefactor?
Im hesitant to believe this.. hesitant I tells ya
Are you guys aware that other news outlets have been quietly taking down their reporting on this utterly stupid 'research' report?
Global News doesn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed by this article or the research paper that inspired it? (It's being ridiculed the world over.)
I’m going to be pumped when you all get defunded.
I thought correlation doesn't equal causation? It does when you want it to Sunnybrook disgusting
Lmfao!! I’ve never heard such Bs! How and where do you come up with such garbage!
What in the actual f*ck is this study?! You're telling me that WE (yes, we, as tax paying citizens) have actually PAID for a study like this to be conducted?! More and more ashamed to be Canadian on a daily basis 🤦♀️
Adding to these side effects ….
Many vaccinated people are feeling regretful about their decision, thus the constant propaganda to help them feel better.
JasJohalBC steeletalk MikeSmythNews You have to admit how silly this is becoming, no?
Maybe because he’s that fixated on a lone driver in an oncoming vehicle who’s wearing a mask!? 🤯💥🚙
This can’t be serious.
Lol
Knock it off, you corrupt anti-journalist. Why don’t you get a job writing for big Pharma directly?
only in Ontario you say?.. Interesting.
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What a dork because yes, shark attacks happen to people to, as do falling off a ladder. Would make a better risk assessor at an insurance company for this kind of garbage
Just WOW
Have you gone off the Deep end, Do you hear yourselves. I am embarrassed and ashamed for you. Wow how you have fallen.
Didn't they also conclude vaccine hesitant caused climate change 😆 🤣 😂 😹
Read it, it just means vaxxed people drive less. Likely over cautious hypochondriacs afraid to venture out in public.
Just when you thought you've seen the dumbest thing in your life, this happens
Your credibility is showing!
Vaccinated but my god: 'The observed risks might also justify changes to driver insurance policies in the future' Would you like to see if I wear a condom whenever I have sex? Seeing as unprotected sex would probably fit the statistical analysis as well
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
What? Science?
C’mon Global! 😂
You people will be brought to justice for the lies you're peddling.
You guys are the new TheBabylonBee.
Why did this study even need to be done? What an absolute waste of time. “It’s for your health”
Such blatant falsehood, shame on you. It's the vaccinated having medical episodes and causing accidents.
“Whether COVID-19 vaccination is associated with increased traffic risks, however, has not previously been tested,” Redelmeier said in a press release. “Simple immune activation against a coronavirus, for example, has no direct effect on the risk of a motor vehicle crash.” - WTF
🤣🤣🤣🤣Global🤣🤣🤣🙄
But did they study who was at fault? No they did not. It would be interesting to know who caused the crashes vs being a victim of the crashes 🤔🤔 that would paint an entirely new picture.
This is one of the most ridiculous “news” articles I have ever read.
Finally something the vaccine might actually work for 😂
When publishing this stuff you could at least try to be funnier. Propaganda is so boring.
vasili_zaitzev 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow amazing science! And such scrupulous in-depth journalism. Bravo.
Except you lie. You didn't even READ the study. The study says 'we THEORIZED that people MIGHT' ⬇️ That's blatant & intentional misinformation. 🤡 🌎 = 🇨🇦 News
Are they going to punish with higher insurance rates now?
Hahahaha… 🤡
Getting desperate i see 😆 When will you accept that the majority of us are done with these jabs
Every major news outlet has posted this headline now, the clown show continues. 🤡🤡🤡
MSM has lost EVERY shred of ANY credibility at this point.
Is this a parody account? TheBabylonBee ?
All time low folks….
Msm is the leading cause of Intellect decline
Keep reaching Globalist News
Study: A stupid article on a stupid study gets a nice ratio on twitter :)
You peeps just can’t control yourselves anymore spreading this sewage, eh? Or just big bonuses coming? What a freak show this country has become.
You have time to delete this
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Really, c’mon no one believes this shit do they? Just so ridiculous.
Covid Heaitancy causes car ceashes now? I don’t think Global is a news Organization anymore.
Now do 'Died suddenly'
New study: Regular consumption of Global News associated with increased risk of chronic mental deficiency.
Fffff crazy
“COVID-19 vaccine compliance is associated with an increased mortality rate worldwide: study”. There I fixed the headline for you
Wow global is drunk on kool aid
Are those SMART cars linked to the vax pass at all? (Shouldn't give Shwabbie any ideas.)
Wait wait wait, vaxxed or not (doesn’t matter to me) but who the hell paid for a study to see if the unvaxxed cause more accidents? If this isn’t the most ridiculous study I’ve ever seen!! Enough already!
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announces grand jury investigation into bio-pharmaceutical complex over mRNA vaccine lies and coverup. Full segment here:
Fake News from the broadcast arm of the Liberal governments propaganda department. Do you not get that Canadians already don't trust the mainstream media because all you do is push lies, spun stories to fit your bias, and liberal agendas without challenge. This does not help.
And also this 👇
What I thought climate change was the cause of increasing traffic accidents!!
Wow. The Babylon Bee better watch out. They have some competition here. lol
the alleged correlation is entirely implausible “The increased traffic risks among unvaccinated adults extended to diverse subgroups (older and younger; drivers and pedestrians; rich and poor) and was equal to a 48 per cent increase after adjustment for age, sex, home location...
You are enabling the injury and death of Canadians needlessly Pfizer and Moderna mRNA shots are POISON for everyone and the more jabs, more destructive to immune systems Kids of 10 yrs old are dying from Myocarditis and flu CrimesAgainstHumanity Nuremberg2Now for MEDIA
'He said COVID-19 vaccination is an objective, available, important, authenticated and timely indicators of human behaviour — albeit in a domain separate from motor vehicle traffic.” So racists, misogynists and worse drivers... got it
'News' 'science' clownworld 🤡
257.4k Followers and can't gather 50 likes on a post. Hiring this activist Hannah instead of a Journalist sure seems to be working well for you....🤡🤡
Just when you think state financed propaganda can't stoop any lower. TrudeauIsTheNewHitler
LOL!! BS from Global.
So 75% of car accidents were from the jabbed if I’m reading this right.
Global News hitting rock bottom in news coverage, manages to go below that by promoting a garbage piece of 'research'...great for clickbait.
How much is Trudeau subsidizing you to promote this trash? And Sunnybrook who did you get grants from to come up with this nuttiness? It’s obvious you think the masses are suckers. Many of us out here CAN think for ourselves though, and will continue to call out the crap.
hahaha - has anyone witnessed the level of Zombie drivers on the roads today. People are in a fog - why is that. 💉💉💉 ?
I’d say it’s likely the opposite. How many crashes are caused by over-poked drivers suffering adverse medical events? This “study” is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen in the last 3 years, & that’s saying a lot considering the clown world we’ve devolved into.
Doctors are clearly not too busy if they have time to do stupid studies like this.
Is this a TheBabylonBee post? My aunt died two days after her first dose, luckily she wasn't driving though
This study is poorly done and relies on the mathematical illiteracy of those reading Global articles.
Wow - talk about fake news.
Well, perhaps it's all they have? If you can't reduce your chances of catching C-19 with the injection, perhaps it can reduce your chance of having a car accident? What drivel.
My 1st act of of criminality in starting the day is what traffic laws I can break that day. I have my eye on cheating my taxes next year & hope to instill real core values into my kids on how medical freedom can lead to a stellar life of crime with enough hard work and dedication
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You're a joke Global 😂
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misinformation from Sunnybrook. Dear Sunnybrook, how much did this study cost to conduct? Why are funds being allocated to this garbage study when it could have been used for so many other research or real world uses at your hospital
🤣🤣🤣 Oh man. What a garbage study. So many flaws. Anything to create a psyop
Wow just wow
This is fear porn and shows just how far down the garbage shoot you all are reaching in trying to scare us into compliance. It's an insult to the intelligence of a two year old.
Disinformation. REPORTED!!!
Typical MSM garbage
oh my God clown for real? you think people buy this?
How did they determine this? Do they know how many vaccinated vs unvaccinated drivers are on the roads? Without that number everything else is useless data. The unvaccinated are living life and out driving, the unvaxxed are waiting at home for the next booster to come out
This is a test. If you think this study is grounded in science, you just might be stuck in a state of mass psychosis.
Do a story on real Doctors: Peter McCullough, Pierre Kory, Paul Marik, Ryan Cole, Jessica Rose,James Thorp, Joel Wallskog, Harvey Risch, Lt.Col Teresa Long, +Wall Street analyst Ed Dowd, attorney Aaron Siri and more.
This study did not distinguish between driver, passenger and even pedestrian.
Your news organization will go down in History as complicit as the Nazi Germany propoganda machine
Covid vaccines even protect you from car crashes. What an amazing vaccine!
Yes, and vaccine hesitancy is like associated with increased risk for sun burn too? 🤦♀️
Garbage
Imagine writing this.
The bigger the lie syndrome...
Also associated with intelligence, thinking, learning from mistakes, being stronger and healthier, brave, alive and lower risk of covid and death of all causes.
TrudeauIsDestroyingCanada
Nice work global. We trust this study. Keep those liberal cheques flowing
Stop it already. 🥵🥵🥵
“COVID-19 vaccine hesitancy associated with increased risk of a traffic crashes in Ontario” What! Who wrote this? Hooked on phonics much?🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣
What a fucking joke, anyone who believes this should ride their unicorn back to fair land
An “increased risk of being involved in a crash” and “being responsible for More crashes” are two totally different things. The author should be ashamed of trying to manipulate minds with this garbage.
toddodddd I didn't take the jab and have driven more years than I care to admit without so much as a ticket or accident- a spin doctor study- not medical, not science- note all the weasel wording?
😂😂😂 ya okay 🙄
200k a year buys you these studies
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Hurhhhhh
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Bahaha!!!
What a bunch of garbage lol 😂
So driving restrictions on unvaxxed are coming?
elonmusk this is the type of ' news' they want us to believe in 🇨🇦... now you understand why they want to muzzle us
Which expert wrote this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a joke. Worst spreaders of fake news.
Pretty sure having poison running through a persons veins as a ticking time bomb is actually the reason, but nice try fake news.
There's also a fear of growing a second nose, but you forgot to check for that in the 'study'.
Lol pretty sure covid_parent already posted this satire like a year ago 🤣
Even the Covid cult must think this is ridiculous
When name calling, restrictions, attempt to mark unvaccinated people mentally ill wasn't enough,now they came up with a ridiculous study that unvaxxed drivers are dangerous to society. You people disgust me.
Great! Perfect excuse for the government to revoke drivers licenses for non law abiding unvaccinated people. This study is good for Canadian society.
By this same logic, people who choose to eat fast food, smoke, let themselves get fat, are also at an increased risk of traffic crashes.
To call this study a pile of steaming hot garbage is to insult piles of steaming hot garbage.
afreeCanada4all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jabbed much
Liars
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You are so desperate to keep people juicing with a product that doesn’t help them that you have to make stuff up now. Sad.
AH HA HA and this is the same media that wants to call others conspiracy theorists? 🤣🤣🤣 “the climate change angle didn’t work. Let’s try car crashes.” You lose more credibility every day. Keep that shit up!
And the media wonders why they aren’t taken serious
Where’s the fact check on this article? elonmusk
The science makes sense....clearly.
Journalism at its finest here 👌
LOL . We really do live in a mad and absolutely absurd world. Now I go to get my vaccine so I don't die in a car accident 🤡
actually thought this was just a made up piss take, ( which it is ) but to see a media outlet actually running the story!! wow! what an absolute 🤡🌏 e are living in right now.... someone stop the planet i want off... suppose theres always MAID option 🙄 ffs 🤦♂️
fakenews at its best.
Who finds this at all relevant?
Unreal that polymorphus racist triple spirit 2 animal / they / their antivaxxers could risk their lives in vehicles while affecting carbon emissions, they should just apply for MAID program and save a pregnant Ukrainian man from climate change.
Didn't you hear that vaccine hesitancy is the new leading cause of climate change? Who cares about car crashes, we are all going to burn to death in 2 weeks if we don't flaten the curve. For the love of God will someone please think of the children.
O, so you're all reporting this BS
Flimsy logic - how intellectually weak do you have to be to even propose this ? False Correlation - like hypothesizing that people that eat ice cream are more likely to drown
The national enquirer has more legit articles than the Canadian MSM.. unbelievable the propaganda garbage these 🤡 will write an article on.
What caused car crashes before 2020?
I imagine this is the type of news that gets reported in North Korea…now chinada.
Pretty hard to take Canada seriously anymore…
Walking your dog can cause burns on the roof of your mouth from eating pizza.
Retard Propaganda
They are not vaccines. 99% of population didn't need them.
Now you're a punch line Global. Times must really be tough.
What's the next eventual restriction to unvaxxed people? They aren't allowed to drive. Not now, but how long until this happens? Need to get vaccinated to renew your driver's license.
Unvaccinated are less likely to have a heart attack while driving around. FawQ off.
You can't make this stuff up
Wtf Ludicrous
People who believe this nonsense...
R u making a joke?
April Fools in December?
Why is the media so despised by the people?
This can't be a real article 😁
Wow, that's some stretch
Misinformation is bad global news. You’re doing it again stop that.
Hahahahaa
And they say journalism isn’t dead ? lol
Is this a joke, I can't tell anymore
“theorized that adults who neglect health recommendations may also neglect basic road safety guidelines.” The unvaccinated were wise to be skeptical, they did their research and correctly concluded “health recommendations” to be dangerous. They are therefore the best drivers.
Beyond ridiculous
Oh. Well, now you've convinced me. I'll go get the V just so I have less of a chance of getting in a car accident. What have I been thinking these last 2 years.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a dumb arse tweet!!! 🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably because they aren’t so scared of Covid that they stay confined to home. Leaving home does indeed increase the risk of getting into an car wreck.
That must explain the 'baffling' rise of 'unexplainable' excess deaths in highly vaxxed countries; it's actually the unvaxxed going crazy on the roads!!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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This just in … oh wait the real science has been screaming the truth about how NOT safe or effective the Covid jab is - odd state media (global) never reports on that.
elonmusk misinformation
Hahahaha what a load of crap
So this is the Global version of SNL? This is hilarious.. keep up the comedy!
This has to be a way mainstream media polls for Bill C11 and creates the knowledge that Canadians NEED Cenesorship, because those who want headlines like this to stop or make sense, are vouching FOR Censorship. That's the only way this will ever make sense smh
Oh come on Global, seriously? smh
What a joke
Sunnybrook is also pushing this joke study. Once a respected health institution that has now been bought by Govt & Pharma. Guaranteed you look hard enough all HC/Politicians/ MSM are receiving some kind of funding related to Pharma directly or indirectly
Global 'News' has jumped the shark........ I mean, how do the people that work there even look anyone in the eye anymore?
It’s no wonder you’re news agency is begging Trudeau to save you
What a wild conspiracy theory. Global take off the tinfoil hats already.
Has it been peer reviewed and replicated to provide consistency?
Just put them on trains already...
I wonder what’a stupidement: the fact the study was published or the fact you guys thought it was newsworthy
It’s due do side effects from toxicity
Do you hear yourselves? Does this make sense to you?
Unbelievable garbage.
When the definition of ‘Rock Bottom’ just keeps on getting redefined. And no it’s not ‘Hesitancy’. It’s called Go Fuck Yourself. Not happening. Ever 😘 CrimesAgainstHumanity DefundGlobalNews
I don’t even want what you’re smoking. SMH. I can’t even anymore.
TheBabylonBee This you ?
This is the most dicusting, unscientific piece of garabge I ever read...if anyone can read this and say this is journalism or a legit study I have to say humanity is done....how can we end up this low 😞
This must be a joke Pfizer side-affects, not tested for transmission
I don't even drive
Liars
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State sponsored propaganda
Delete your account
I thought it was a parody 😂😂😂😬. Imagine seeing this and still believing the trash they peddle. Clown show 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Talking mad shite
Reads like hate speech to me.
Hey how's that ratio going for you? 🤡🌎💉🇨🇦☠️🤡
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Jab enthusiasm associated with sniffing own farts
I enjoyed reading this
Quite the ration you have there. You ever question if maybe you're suffering from ignition retardation?
Part of the vax tax push - un vaxxed = “dangerous” driver = higher premiums = un Vax tax… Sneaky sneaky…
How can this even be published? It’s utter rubbish.
95% effective at narcolepsy, speed demonry, and having Quebec plates
Covid vaccine associated with increased risk of strokes, heart attacks, and subsequent traffic crashes in Ontario.
Lmaaaao
'..traffic crashes..definition reflected incidents sending a patient to an emergency department as a driver, passenger, or pedestrian' So unhurt vaccinated driver injures unvaccinated passenger/pedestrian & unvaccinated are associated with⬆️ risk of traffic accidents Right
You people are absolutely shameless.
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OR, the vaccine hesitant are more likely to live in Rural settings rather than Urban ones. Therefore more driving involved, whereas vaccinated Urban folk would take mass transit more often. The part about unvaccinated being more likely to scoff at traffic rules was ridiculous.
What utter twaddle. They haven’t considered the most important statistic in this - distance driven. Unvaxxed are far more likely to have been working normally and getting on with their lives over the last years while the jabbed cower away working at home scared to go out.
What a ridiculous study.
Absolutely the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in awhile. You’ve got to be joking 🙄
I read the study. This is correct information. I’m a doctor of medicine.
This made me laugh!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahah
Every day there is a new low - in journalism and the science™️ 🤷♀️
You all do know that no one is buying the bullshit anymore right?
Very misleading headline that means , Those jabbed that are hesitant to receive more debilitating jabs are an increased risk
JFC. Just stop!
Is this a parody account?
What's a yellow checkmark for? is this a parody lol
They are always a package of goods that go together. They likely have lots of conflict elsewhere in their life for no reason. No introspection possible with this bunch.
sorry what
Are you SURE that the increased traffic accidents aren't being caused by the 'died suddenly' numbers resulting in excess death stats happening around the world in all heavily 'vaxxed' countries? Have any of your 'journalists' looked into this largely ignored anomaly?
I thought this kind of misinformation was going to be wiped from Twitter? elonmusk
Ok. That is funny.
Is this a real article!? 😂😂😂😂
🤦🏻♀️ nutbar reporting
VPrasadMDMPH 😶
Pathetic. An absolute joke. what a rag
More pulitzer worthy journalism from Trudeau's bought and paid for Canadian MSM.
This is satire, right? Or more propaganda?
When will globals insanity climax
What in the actual fuck.
Pleas tell me this is a joke. Please... 🤡🌎
Canadian msm is pure garbage. Vile and abhorrent reporting. You all deserve what's coming.
It’s always this insanity in Ontario.
Oh man, that's some funny shite...only you forgot to put the (Parody) label on your account name.
Click bait. Global national is just click bait. Wow
Global News, the leader in reporting nonsense
I'm sure all the seat belt crazies are finally happy to hear driving and unvaxxed in the same story😂😂🤡
It's no wonder you're begging government for cash so you don't go bankrupt.
What a joke. Seriously Global… your federal funding/sugar daddy status showing….
I’m sure it has nothing to do with the covidians being terrified to leave their homes in the summer of 2021. How often did you get out covid_parent ?
Loving this Babylon Bee rebrand
This is getting terrifying. We can all point and laugh at the media but at some point we have to take this seriously. The media in this country cannot be allowed to continue this ridiculous behaviour.
Objective, available, timely data that indicates our behavioral profile. Huh. Why does that seem familiar?
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They’re becoming direct competition with TheBabylonBee
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You PressTITUTES are so morally corrupt.
WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE Are you insane? Or just plain EVIL Or BOTH Come on, man!! This is ASININE! And YOU KNOW IT! But free speech is a thing. So you get to spew this propaganda garbage and get away with it. Pathetic.
Hahahahahaha!!!! What’s next, Goebbels news…vaccine hesitancy assocIated with falling off bicycles? Or how about colliding in bouncy castles? Isn’t it funny that this is only an issue in Ontario? These things aren’t happening in Alberta. Hmmmm 🤔🤡. Ontario…you’re fuked!
fakenews
Fixed it:
Lol is this a parody account?
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Flawed study. The highest covid vaccination rate is among the elderly and retirees - that drive less hours per week than younger lesser-vaccinated groups. Again - our stellar news agencies appear to be spreading misinformation.
Can’t make this S*** up!
Holy fuck bro. The article even says “Theorized”. Since when can we associate something with basic theory?!
Clickbait tabloid trash.. Your desperation really showing these days. Business not going so well in the fake news industry these days?
Please stop with the nonsense and start reporting the true facts.
Idiots VaxKillsDumbass
This is most fucked waste of research money ever
Guys can you go back and edit that Tweet or repost it? Who are you paying to do your social media? There is a grammatical error.
elonmusk this is what Canada feeds us buddy..help. scrowder Thehodgetwins2 rustyrockets joerogan SaltyCracker9 Timcast TuckerCarlson
I recommend IMMEDIATE MENTAL HELP to whoever Wrote that piece of fiction. Call MAID if you are so out touch with REALITY .
Yes, I'm so sure!
Of course Global would post this. 🙄
Hahahahaha what is the supposed causal link here. Absolute hysterical nonsense
It gets stupider every day and FakeNews does it's job The other 75% are the vaxxxidents TwitterFiles are about to rip you a new one FauciLiedMillionsDied CrimesAgainstHumanity
Funny how we know if people in car accidents are unvaxxed but no stats are available for the sudden death crisis hitting many western countries after the rollout of mRNA vaccines.
afreeCanada4all HAHAHAHA 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆
Who at Global just trolling like an absolute champion?
You can’t possibly be serious with this.
Huh?!?! Lmaoo
no ..... its due to being poisoned and LOOSING YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. Which Vaccines DESTROY
I hate this timeline.
Ladies and gentlemen, a historic new low in journalism has been reached by Global.
What a waste of money.
Couldn't possibly be the fact the unvaccinated group were younger, more rural, or depressed. It was definitely because they were unvaxxed. Ridiculous research and ridiculous journalism.
WTF?
Lol. It's about freedom to drive as one pleases. 😀
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Clowns.
Even the study says that correlation doesn't equal causation. But carry on with your narrative.
ChickenGate … did you see this bs? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m like wtf.
The yellow colored check mark suits you well.
Anyone stop to think maybe it’s because the vaxed essentially locked themselves down at greater numbers then those who worked everyday & just didn’t buy into all the nonsense…so we’re not better smarter drivers you just didn’t leave the house as much!
Do you guys ever look at sn article and think...this is too stupid to print then do it anyway? I bet you do.
Whatever that means
You’ve got to be kidding me.
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Those who have not had a COVID-19 vaccine have an increased risk of being involved in a traffic crash in Ontario….BUT I LIVE IN ALBERTA!!! How ridicules!
Lol ffs
Ridiculous!
Is this for real? The most laughable article I have read in awhile. I guess anyone can identify themselves as a 'journalist' and think writing this asinine piece was a good idea.
If anyone actually believes this they should check out maid
This is a joke right Please tell me this is a joke!
I knew it. Well, he was a rebel, I guess. Also globalnews is a dumpster fire.
I really cannot understand why Global needs bailout money... with Pulitzer Prize pieces like this... it doesn't make sense.
Someone at Global wrote this garbage, with a straight face! LMFAO. Congratulations, it's quite remarkable.
Abuse us harder. We love the pain.
Excuse me. WHAT? This has to be satire
Wtf
Never vaxxed, never crashed.
You didn't even read the study did you?
😂😂😂 probably because the crazy vaccine pushers are ramming them
People were paid to study this... 🤦♂️
Is this Babylon bee?
Mast3rmo In order to drive, your social credit score must show all vaccinations. This ‘study’ is the beginning of a long narrative runway towards social credit scores. When they come, far too many will cheerfully and righteously don their new slave collar.
Dedund this garbage shit right now!!!
Who comes up with this stupid garbage and who are the simple minded people that buy into it lol. What a waste of time and money. We already know the Vax is useless and dangerous.
The stuff the media is coming up with
TheBabylonBee must have a hard time coming up with parodies when the news media does it all the time. How ridiculous.
😂 What hard hitting, in-depth investigative journalism.
Global News will stop a nothing in its garbage reporting. Beyond credible, beyond pathetic! Time to cut taxpayer funding!
makes total sense.
Vaccine hesitancy is different than being unvaccinated - most of the hesitant were coerced into taking it.
Media in this country
Yo what the heck is this? 😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤡
So xtreme hot and cold temperatures cause heart attacks and the clot shot gives you immunity to car accident. Did I get that right?
Canada just keeps on the downward spiral. WTAF is this crap?
O my... 🤣🤣🤣
How does this affect climate change in Ukraine I’m very concerned
🤣 it’s becoming quite clear why mainstream Canadian media cannot survive in a free market system.
What a reach! Vaccinated people are LITERALLY dropping dead, and dying in their sleep.. no mention of that from MSM. Yet you’re so desperate to find a co-relation between car crashes and being unvaccinated?! Maybe the unvaxxed drive to go out more because they’re not pansies
Do a story on 'died suddenly' or excess deaths worldwide in highly vaxed countries following the vax rollout.
I know that they are now requiring unvaccinated sperm donors as the sperm count of vaccinated is zero. Good news if you have teenage daughters, just make sure she doesnt date unvaccinated blokes otherwise youre a grandparent soon
Say what ever you want, no one believe you
gregbradyTO hope you will be criticizing this story on your show tomorrow morning.
Enemy of the people. Plain and simple.
So ban unvaccinated from driving?
HOLY.SHIT — The Babylon Bee just got its ass kicked. Daaaaaayyyyyum.
What planet do your 'journalists ' live on....
Move over TheOnion babylonbee, you've been replaced
Or it could be that covid affects the unvaccinated more and causes more brain retardation. The same rationalizing shows that unvaccinated people are reckless and catch covid more times.
The Onion is starting to look more realistic everyday, wtf is this nonsense headline 😩
Maybe the 'vaxxed' have lost all ability to coherently drive & are causing all the traffic crashes. 🤔
you cant have a gold checkmark with bullshit articles like this. do better.
Lmaooo I swear these news agencies have literally become parodies of themselves.
What the actual f**k.
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Ya imagine driving down 401 and someone has an adverse reaction, scary stuff
Is this the Babylon Bee?
Unvaccinated = More car crashes? 😄😆😅🤣😂 is satire of actual journalism.
… and MSM wonders why nobody respects them anymore?
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My cousin got his vax bump and died in the shower. Lucky he wasn't driving.
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Hahahahahaha! The question is how low will you boot lickers sink for your masters. Give it up already. lol!
They’re trying to get crashedsuddenly trending.
I am pro Vax but this is bonkers
My god how can people take legacy news stations seriously even liberals need to be aware of how nonsensical theyve become.
I honestly want a pro vaxxer to comment how they agree with this article. If you believe this article you're more likely to get all the boosters for life.
This is such bullshit.
I thought elon said you have to add parody to your name if you're going to impersonate a news outlet. This is pure comedic gold. No way in going to unfollow. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I knew you guys were just making up shit, but come on, this. Really
You gotta be kidding me ? This is what you guys come up with , only a full blown liberal will believe this I think even them won't even believe this , who comes up with these ridiculous studies ?
OMFG! This has got to be a parody account.
Soooo what you’re saying is that if you do t get the vax your risk of dying…from a car crash is higher? Move over TheOnion we’ve got a new sheriff in town
Quote from the study 'The largest relative differences were that those who had not received a COVID vaccine were more likely to be younger' Who always pays the most insurance costs because they are the most likely to get into an accident? The young new drivers. Stupid study.
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Oh just stop your fake news garbage !!! People are not stupid! 🤬🙄
Vaccinated drivers are more likely to suffer cardiac arrest while behind the wheel, so it evens out I think.
Post this clown article but not a word about the 95 dead doctors. Not a word about people dropping dead.Or the massive strange clits they are finding in the dead.
Sorry, but I smell BS !
What are you people going on about. This is absolute idiocy. What if I got the vaccine and no boosters? Am I more likely to just get in a fender bender ? We’re all doomed.
I had to take a screenshot because nobody is going to believe how dumb the earth was at this point in time
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 If you don’t get your 11th booster your more likely to crash your car 😂😂😂😂 this made my whole day. Global could you try just a little harder?
Is this a joke
What
elonmusk can we get some Twitter files in Canada. Also this parody account is not stating it's a parody account
😂 Global Wow
Huh
What the hell is wrong with you . Don't you know traffic crashes are caused by climate change .
Wait, what?! Corus Shaw Rogers
Corus Shaw cdnpoli Weird what a Q4 loss will do to a company.
“These data suggest COVID-19 vaccine hesitancy is associated with significant increased risks of a traffic crash, however, this does not mean COVID-19 vaccination directly prevents crashes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ridiculous 'study'..simply more gaslighting of unvaccinated as generally irresponsible people. Next they'll be suggesting unvaccinated should pay higher premiums. This is pure hatred.
Ridiculous idea
The msm has gone so far left I think they are Abbott to fall off the scale.
How about young people dropping dead with no explanation!
Corus Shaw cdnpoli
They can’t even get the grammar correct for their insane propaganda.
continues to be a garbage dump for Liberal Propaganda, shameful!
...and that's called misinformation.
This Is Some Stupid Sh*t To Read! Hey , Shame On You For Fear Mongering. And More Shame On You For Neglecting To Report On The Stories People Truly Care About Without Bias. All You're Good For Is Pushing The MSM Agenda & Coercing An Already Scared Population.🫵👎🖕
BREAKING: Photo leaked of Global's Newsroom!
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Increase risk of a “sudden” traffic crashes*
How the heck does this make any sense. Another dumb article.
I know a guy who crashed his SUV with his whole family on board after suffering a stroke... Shortly AFTER he was vaxxed ... coincidence
Ha ha ha!
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This article is satire right? Who believes this shit anymore? 🥴
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