Terminal Cancer Wasted On Man Who Was Already Living In The Moment

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LEXINGTON, KY—Lamenting that he had squandered a perfectly good case of metastatic colon cancer, local man Josh Talbott told reporters Wednesday that a terminal diagnosis had been wasted on his friend who was already living in the moment. “When the doctors told him he had three months to live, it’s like, whatever, he…

LEXINGTON, KY—Lamenting that he had squandered a perfectly good case of metastatic colon cancer, local man Josh Talbott told reporters Wednesday that a terminal diagnosis had been wasted on his friend who was already living in the moment.

“When the doctors told him he had three months to live, it’s like, whatever, he was already cherishing every moment he had with friends and family, and living every day like it was his last,” said Talbott, adding that the life-ending disease could have been used so much more effectively on someone who didn’t value the precious life they’d been given and desperately needed a wake-up call.

 

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Because every single living moment is taken up by bloat and gas.

“I already got my vengeances done… now what?”

I lost my father in September to lung cancer. This gave me a good laugh and helped to remind me that he lived life to the fullest. Despite how much it sucks with him gone, it makes me happy to know he made the best of the time he had. So thank you, I needed that today.

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