Elite Selective Hospital Only Accepts 9% Of ICU Applicants

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STANFORD, CA—With experts noting that it was more difficult than ever to secure a spot in a top medical facility, a study commissioned by U.S. News & World Report found that the most elite hospital only accepts 9% of ICU applicants. “What we’re seeing across the country is that ever-increasing competition among…

STANFORD, CA—With experts noting that it was more difficult than ever to secure a spot in a top medical facility, a study commissioned byfound that the most elite hospital only accepts 9% of ICU applicants.

“Of course, there’s a trickle-down effect, which enables even mid-tier ICUs to be much more discerning about which people with brain aneurysms, sepsis, or blunt-force trauma they admit. That’s why we recommend that anyone seeking emergency medical treatment apply to several safety hospitals in other states. Many have considered this trend overblown, saying it’s not even about the quality of the hospital—it’s the connections you make once you’re there.

 

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Non-vaccinated need not apply.

So, every American hospital, you mean?

And most of them only got in because their parents also went there.

I drove a BMW once, can I get in? I'm not sick or anything, just deeply, profoundly, and tragically lazy.

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What's the doctor to patient ratio?

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