NEW YORK—Tempting him with the promise that they could rule New York forever, the novel coronavirus reportedly encouraged a disgraced, vengeful Andrew Cuomo to take his place by his side Wednesday. “With our powers combined, there’s no telling what we could achieve,” said the infectious disease to the embittered former New York g
overnor, encouraging Cuomo to feel the anger surging within him and surrender to the darkness. “You know, we’re not so different, you and I, and if we were to join forces, this entire state could be ours for the taking. I can help you unlock your true potential. Yes, yes, come with me, and we will crush them all.” At press time, the coronavirus dyed Cuomo’s hair black and rechristened him “The Gove
*Cuomo pats its butt* 'Mmmm, baby, let's see where we can go' 'My eyes are up here, in this cloud.'
And thus Cuomid would wreak havoc until Keanu Reeves shows up either as Neo or John Wick
Just another in a long line of corrupt Cuomos
We never would have survived Covid without Cuomo, he got Trumped, wish he was still in office
Just not funny, Onion...
LOL
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We're not so different, you and I.
Sex Blackmail is what the Trump/Epstein and the Kushner families exploit for political power -is that behind Cuomo allegations? Let that sink in
You failed to mention 'Serial Sexual Predator & all around Bully'
Why is the percentage of just results in legal action dramatically below 100? Isn't that worth serious consideration? ___
Oh god were in act 3 already
Governor Covid
Andrew Quasimoto