“Sorry I’m late, I had a doctor’s appointment.”“Huh? What did you say? Sorry, I wasn’t listening, haha, that happens sometimes. I have this strange, I don’t know what to call it...
deficit? With my attention? Is that a thing? Anyway, what did you say?”“Huh? What did you say? Sorry, I wasn’t listening, haha, that happens sometimes. I have this strange, I don’t know what to call it...deficit? With my attention? Is that a thing? Anyway, what did you say?”
Everyone born in my year came with that Eveready flashlight in their rectum. It was standard equipment,I swear!
I actually have one of those because my head got hit with a tree branch at 55 miles per hour and because I was wearing my seatbelt and there was damage to the back of my head too it had to have hit twice but i dont know if that came up. I know i have a lot of frontal lobe damage
Eat my ass? I’m deaf, so that’s my excuse.
Jezzerat Man this one is a real banger just an absolute kick in the knackers
My Democrat BS threshhold maxes out in under 11 seconds does not mean I have ADD. I have a memory longer than ANY Democrat penis...
It's more fun when you make the doctor do it
I went in for my physical last month, and my young blonde doctor asked me to strip to check for hernia. To prevent any embarrassment, I thought of Maxime Waters and everything went well.
Usually when I go to a doctor I wear only a raincoat & shoes, so it’s most convenient custom for busy pros to effortlessly examine what is needed. 🧥👟 properpreparing
'So you twisted your ankle I see. Just take your top off and I'll take a look.'
Plus body, everyone is nft web3 pmarca metaverse mrna
“I am naked, and it just looks like I’m wearing clothes.” The Emperor's New Modesty Smock
shouldn't we be more worried about seeing through our doctors' lies?
I will if they will.
Holy shit, too real
Number 18 too real
'I'm going to be honest. Something didn't feel quite right down there around number 400.'
All the lockdown restrictions really slowed her down.
The promiscuous ones’ saying has it: I can go out with many people, but my heart will always belong to you.
Got some AIDS long ago, but it's ok now.
I hope they wore masks.
And I'm a social drinker. Just social.
'I didn't have anything to eat before this blood test.'
I have an osteopathic doctor and she would not question tardiness because osteopathic physicians treat PEOPLE not disease. Chew on that onion
love
I would never horseback ride at my advanced age. I fell off a ladder replacing a tiny baby bird that fell from its nest.
'I know I had three kidneys before you went in there.'
This pregnancy is immaculate!