‘This Is What It’s All About, Boys,’ Says Man Hour Away From Complete Meltdown On Sixth Hole

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NILES, IL—Basking in the majesty of the municipal golf course, local man James Carrol exclaimed, “This is what it’s all about, boys” Monday, just an hour before a complete mental breakdown on the sixth hole. “I’m out on the course with my best boys, drinking beers and listening to jams,” said Carroll, who would soon snap his 7-iron across his knee before tossing it into a neighboring forest preserve. “Blue skies, fresh air, [and shredding my scorecard with my teeth after recording a four-putt triple bogey], we are living the dream. We might even card a few birdies today, who knows? I can’t think of a better way to spend an afternoon.” At press time, Carrol resolved to take “a little mental health break” from the game after receiving a lifetime ban from his home golf course.\n

his is what it’s all about, boys” Monday, just an hour before a complete mental breakdown on the sixth hole. “I’m out on the course with my best boys, drinking beers and listening to jams,” said Carroll, who would soon snap his 7-iron across his knee before tossing it into a neighboring forest preserve.

“Blue skies, fresh air, [and shredding my scorecard with my teeth after recording a four-putt triple bogey], we are living the dream. We might even card a few birdies today, who knows? I can’t think of a better way to spend an afternoon.” At press time, Carrol resolved to take “a little mental health break” from the game after receiving a lifetime ban from his home golf course.

 

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Well, this article could not possibly do a better of job of explaining why I stopped playing golf and took up hiking instead.

ANTIFAldo scelano23 SeanGallup Slomannn JGord6

ANTIFAldo What kind of course bans you for breaking a club? Lol

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Ridiculously accurate

He’s not wrong

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TheDWAJETS GeeGee23

That's usually when meltdowns happen... when all of your eggs are in one basket.

JPEnglund

Spaciiiee didn't you do minigolf today?

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