Hard to imagine this bitch on a hike.
Wasn’t she diagnosed with being a jokethief ?
This
Good.
ABC, you’re STILL carrying this story? With everything going on in the world, does ANYONE care that she has Lyme disease! Give us a break!
When will she be diagnosed with funny
Does anybody really care? Of all the available stories to cover, y'all came with this...
Does it make you steal jokes?
Got to give her credit for not trying the 'I got the COVID' scam. Thinking outside the box.
It's not COVID relax Amy We are focussed on COVID liberal 19, you will live to tell cheap jokes attacking hard-working people I am sure they will be independent and Republicans but bottom line you are a joke
No one cares. The Jews run Hollywood and social media. They try to force their pathetic losers like Amy on everyone. Start paying attention. You’ll see. There are people on tv and in movies that would never succeeed if the playing field were level.
Is that an excuse for her being Obese?
There is no scientific or medical basis for a claim of chronic Lyme disease.
No one cares.
Does that cause joke stealing ?
My fiancé had Lyme disease. It sucks and we caught it early. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone
Give it a rest ABC
Love her ❤️ I have a Pandora station set for her and other great comedians
The country is burning but thankfully you’re reporting on real news. Thanks.
Put the Lime in dee coconut!
AaronMSanchez Yeah she been looking different for years now
But dumb as dirt your whole life!!
Not news! No one cares!
AaronMSanchez We need to Lockdown for Lyme disease.
I am sorry to hear that. But I did not know a side effect of Lyme disease caused loss of sense of humor.
To all the negativity tweets about anyone who’s been diagnosed with any illness wether you hate them or not , Fuck you !
Get well soon.
And this is “important” news? Who cares?
Why do I see this fat ugly face every day in my news?
No one cares about that friggin thing.
That explains the weight gain
Wash out her filthy mouth, for a start
Can I report this tweet for being abusive or harmful?
Very treatable
Why should we care...?
London Ritz could make you good?
She’s also been diagnosed with stupidity and ignorance.
She sounds familiar.
Lyme and retardation. Quite a combination!!
How many times will abc keep posting this ? I’d really prefer scrolling by seeing kermit the frog. Lol miss piggy makes me nauseous
Here’s your doxycycline. 🙄
She has a piggy face.
funniest thing she's said so far
Hope you feel better soon
Who cares. Good. Maybe she’ll be too tired to run her nasty mouth now!!! Why is this news?
Poor cabbage patch kid.
Does Lyme disease cause to to be not funny. If so, she’s always had it.
Zzzzzzzz.
Attention seeking has-been. Happy for you. Now go away.
Maybe it's MS
Many take colloidal silver for Lyme being far more effective and safer than antibiotics.
Did amyschumer get tested for Trump Derangement syndrome while living in Spain ?
Whocares
A really great new treatment for Lyme disease is to go the fuck away, bury yourself in a huge pile of mud and not make any movies, 'comedy' shows or public appearances or give any interviews for the rest of your life.
amyschumer is shaped like a lime. Fatso.
And why is this news? Lyme disease is an everyday treatable thing.There are so many more news worthy health wise things to discuss, like COVID-19=job loss,Anxiety,Depression,loss of insurance,cost of meds. Real news about real problems please
Eating too much 🐖 pigfeet
That can cause a swelling of the brain so that could explain a few things.
Lyme disease is no joke. My daughter had it and thankfully we caught it early. Watching her be sick for 2 weeks was beyond terrible. We went to Colorado and all we came home with was Lyme.
I popped a zit on my neck, it may have been there for years.
And so?!
🖕🏽
Does it make you stupid? If so, I’d say she’s definitely had it for years...
Whoever broke this story deserves the Pulitzer!
Sure uncle chuck will help
She certainly hasn't got the comedy bug
Who cares?
Among any number of STDs. Dirt girl
I love Amy's comedy and am glad she's being treated. The article should have discussed how Lyme disease can be exacerbated by COVID, which would have made it more newsworthy in wake of this pandemic. The snippy comments on this post reveal a lack of their poster's character, IMO.
Maybe Amy, nobody cares.
remind me. Why is she almost famous?
Prayers
Luckily she has every possible treatment available to her, as a famous, wealthy member of the Senate Minority leader's family. I'm sorry. Zero empathy left for such people.
You’d think this would have made her at least a little funny.
Corona with lyme please
Good bit
On other news I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
Not funny. Just like her....
Okay then🙄
It obviously hasn’t affected her appetite
Trump derangement syndrome
Also with cantellajoke and stuffinmyface disease
Umm. Who gives a shit?
So that’s why she’s not funny
You always carry the bug. It never goes away
its likely not the worst thing Schumer has had....
What she has is a problem pushing away from the table mostly but really has a problem being funny at all, boring
I’m very sad for Amy however where are all your stories on multiple child trafficking take downs Like 5 in past few weeks! Doesn’t your station support arresting pedophiles?
Shit is always happening to Amy.
covid
This is note a funny, can be very serious.
WHY are you reporting this? WTF cares if she has Lyme disease 🙄
Goes well with Corona
🙏
I once killed an hour watching 10 minutes of her standup.
sigh. let us know when she catches jock itch
Damn you lime’s. We should boycott them
Is that what made her unfunny?
Well, she always struck me as being part caribou
Makes sense. She’s fully nuts. 🥜
amyschumer is shaped like a lime. Big fatso.
You misspelled lying
even celebs can contract a disease they are no different than the average person. hell Dwayne Johnson contracted CV with his family.
Boo who
Hats off to her for raising awareness of a disease that is blighting the lives of millions of people every day throughout the world. Expert advice on ticks and Lyme disease...
I am sorry for her. God will heal her of the disease.
Because she is pretty
I hope the treatment is successful. Bummer!🦟
Does that cause bloated cheeks? Damnit I should have said something earlier, I feel partly to blame
Who. Cares.
She’s always got something.
Not really newsworthy but okay.
Oh I though she was going to talk about her cat again.
She maybe copied the illness from someone.
Feel better
Sorry
Who?
Calling it Lyme disease is wrong and paints a bad picture of the town Lyme, CT....
narcissists hit particularly hard by trendy diseases.
Lyme disease removes acting skills and talent amyschumer ?
😪😔
Lie with dogs. Get Lyme disease. Seems about right.
A bloodsucking parasite has infected one of its own 🤷♂️
Does this show a health inequality for elitist?
She has Obamacare?
Chronic Lyme disease is not a real thing
What, she doesn't have COVID19 . Who F'ing cares then. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She misspelled lame.
Literally no one gives a shit.
poor baby, take care
If she wasn't so fat, she'd be able to see the attached tick.
My God, who gives a flying fuck? Some nobody has an illness. This shit reporting is why nobody believes MSM.
she will never be diagnosed with being a comedian
A good friend of mine beat it.. It takes a toll on the body. But so does my Corona
So
she is not bright
Weird that I just watched a tomscott video, where a poll ranked lyme disease as the worst thing in existence.
Does Lyme disease suck out the funny?
I had a cheeseburger for dinner tonight.
That explains the lack of funny and joke stealing aaah I see now