... but the bolivian government doesn't choose the date for the elections, the opposition controlled Congress and the Electoral Court does, and they took the decision to delay.
Next - triumph and his Sick up followers will probably make a pitch for it and try to claim an 'Awsome' Victory!!!! We've got to STOP him and his horrible Unpatriotic GANG that are Trying to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY!!!
Garou_Hidalgo 😂
AlytaDeLeon The Onion has been absolute 🔥🔥🔥 lately
Way to stay ahead of the curve
It’s so 2020 that I had to double check that this tweet was from The Onion 🤦🏻♂️
I thought this was a real story at first. 🤣🤣🤣
feel like The Onion is getting out of business...now that every terrible thing is becoming f****** reality....
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This IS WHAT THE United States! Needs to be doing!!!!! Fraud fraud FRAUD -billie
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US moment
This used to be satire
SalmanK30906427 Health care literally means that we'll take care of your health as long as you are healthy. We have the best health care in the world that you cannot be both American and sick.😐
Arsalanism y'all just refuse to miss
When The Onion writers are more honest than even DNC members... 😣
Too accurate, wow
Lmao
This is one of the best this year
I think I'll go take a free ride in an ambulance now, (gets a heart attack in Norwegian)
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sabas95 relevant 😂
DGlaucomflecken
'Murica
🇨🇦 version: Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Hospital Administrators Trying To Sell Her Cable TV Not Covered By OHIP
Didn't this actually happen at some point Like someone ran away to avoid the bill
i will literally sit there and call my broken ass an uber before anyone thinks they’re putting me in an ambulance. amupaying? alright then i’ll meet u at the ER
Funny cause it’s true, should also mention she had health insurance
fragmansixty9 This is accurate.
solon594bce Love the NPR riff. 'Right. When in doubt bleed out in the taxi and hope you get to [the urgent care center] on time.'
Ya'll win. Had to delete my original tweet. Didn't like being teased for trying to educate people. First, I get it's a joke. Nevertheless, medics don't 'force' anyone to go to the hospital. Funny topic, but poor execution.
Yup
God bless 'merica.
Refuse to pay and they put your name and picture in the 'Do Not Serve' list each ambulance has.
RealKaylaJames Even the onion know the bullies are
1500.00 for a 5 min ride to hospital....THEN U GET THE HOSPITAL BILL 😡😣
The best humor just takes an actual situation and shows how ridiculous it is
To find a stock photo of a woman beaten nearly to death, they just googled 'peaceful protester'
In Mexico real news are like The Onion news
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this is my real life fear.
I yelled at a friend trying to force me to go to the hospital after I got hurt.
Yeah it’s kind of insane how the US doesn’t have free healthcare.
I’ve saw this happen the first week I lived in Texas. As a Canadian, IT’S KIND BLOWING!!
stealingzen You're supposed to feed us humorous satire news, not real actual things that are really actually happening. GEEZ ONION.
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But the Republicans and FOX News say we have the best health care in the world. That's all I need besides a payday loan to cover my COBRA payment.
EmmaVigeland Lol, I would add cops to this as well--forcing poor people into a criminal 'justice' system that's known the world over for its brutality, long sentences, and for waging economic warfare on defendents.
Facts. Y'all trying to stick me with an ambulance bill? Pfft. Where the Uber at
The hero we don’t deserve.
TRUTH
EmmaVigeland This is the darkest I've ever seen the Onion and I love it.
I was forcibly taken years ago for medical treatment even though I was fine. When there they told me if I didn't use my insurance (which I had) it would be cheaper. Three years later got a bill for over $3000. This country is a shithole.
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Your money or your life. MedicalStudent
You go girl! Those monsters only want to get you addicted to pain killers and take yo money. PriceGougingViolatesTheHippocraticOath
Who gave her that gauze and wrapped her head? They already got her. There goes her first born..
DGlaucomflecken this is a little too close to the truth.
This actually isn’t funny.
Sounds like every morning at the nursing home. God bless her.
I like my humor like I like my metal and coffee. Black.
'The heavy hand of the government will never take your right to die from an infected compound fracture! Liberty!' --Agolf Twittler
Not funny. I’m an EMT. We don’t force anyone to go anywhere unless they’re unconscious and unstable. If you force someone to go to the hospital when they’re fully alert and oriented it’s called kidnapping. You learn that on day 1 of EMT class. Take this down. RT if you agree.
This has happened multiple times in reality, so I don’t know why it’s in the onion.
My body, my lack of choice...
This is not even satire anymore its too real
I get that this is satire, but this exact thing really happens. So...
What a hero~
Lie where?
ah, the american dream.
omg! im glad shes safe and well, the government can't keep doing this to innocent people 💞💞💞 a broken bone is better then a 5K debt 💞💞💞
She must be an Amish cheap skate who refuses to pay 50$ for a bandaid
It was worth not being worth it.
Way things have been going hard to tell anymore what’s real or is it an onion story.
Why would they do that? Cruel.
trump cut medical prices in half while the dnc propped up a guy who can't finish a sentence without sniffing a child