Jesus: 'throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.' “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.'' Repent, sinner. God loves you.
Bloody nomenclatura. I know!
Hail!
What's dead will never die.
Memento Mori Bob, also can pool to chili's after this if you're interested
cc CSMFHT
Normalize close whispers by golden-locked pale boys upon employment
I would have taken 'manager of Little Caesar's' as well
SanDistricts
what's a SW ear?
Paging CSMFHT
Shouldn't they have just hosed him down, rather than using a laurel leaf?
'At press time, a grimacing Dawling had withdrawn into the shadows as Frost vowed that the groundwater of Zanesville would run red with the blood of his enemies.' Tiberius is alive and well in Zanesville
We don’t want a repeat of the Caesar fiasco!
Ugh I am so sick of these political posts, Onion!
Just imagine the horror if a megalomaniacal sociopath like this guy were to become President of the United States of America.
Is it bad I thought it said “Garfield”?
'Memento Mori Sola Diez'
This one’s for all those Western Classics majors out there
Ah, ancient roman memes. Delicious.