tomsegura !!!?
My relationship with food is the same as my relationship with men: I chew them up and spit out the bones. No vegetables.
I have to admit that I didn't care to read this at all and I am guessing that your problem is complete horseshit. Take a shower and sleep. Go to work tomorrow. You will get no other advice.
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That Jay Glazer?
It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of The Onion is to show news, but what news does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think 'wow, I really feel like a massive stone today'? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes deep-rooted anger within me
That's it, that seals the deal. I am no longer an Onion fan. I've been reading since 1862 but 'No Way In Hell Man Going To Start Examining Relationship With Food Right Now' is a pure and utter embarrassment to news. I will now be reading the Babylon Bee instead
Fake News. Cringe. Bias. Typos. Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when OGCelticsHater attacked. Only The Onion, master of all four elements, could stop him, but when the readers needed The Onion most, it vanished.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Texas to try some REAL BBQ. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “The Onion” with my ribs. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.