Of course it's safe to ease lockdown – Matt Hancock is just fixing our alert system | Marina Hyde

So lockdown is eased, sparking one of nature’s most stunning spectacles: the great migration of the humans across the Ikea car park. The Swedish store has replaced Wimbledon as the perfect sport for people who don’t like sport. They even have the dawn queuing. Do you have tickets this year? I’m indifferent to the furniture but I do like to watch the arguments.

The female of the species is deadlier than the Mail - incisive and savagely funny. I live by the seaside. We know a Cnut when we see one.

Ask government what infection or death rate would trigger reinstatement lockdown?

'The third brother Jedward refuse to talk about.' That's ridiculously good. Still pissing myself laughing. Fabulous.

Yep, all the businesses and shops I’ve seen everyone acting responsibly!

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“Government waves from storm drain at shielders looking for their paper boats” Amazing line.

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