113-Year-Old Beats Coronavirus

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Maria Branyas, a supercentenarian believed to be the oldest woman in Spain, confirmed in a video that she has survived a mild case of coronavirus, saying that “in terms of my health I am

fine, with the same minor annoyances that anyone can have.” What dorviving the Spanish flu, two world wars, and the coronavirus only to die of being super old.”Douglas Bogue • Silica Packet Vendor

 

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reginalddhunter 1. I burst out laughing - thought that was a Most Funny Comment. 2. Next thought, 'Surely he wasn't serious was he? People can't be *that* thick?!'.

you guys need to buy back click hole

jessica32678922 Man get's shot, but tested positive for the Covid virus 'He died of covid-19 complications'

'Imagine surviving the Spanish flu, two world wars, and the coronavirus only to die of being super old.” 😂

at 113 he's beat the Spanish Flu, MERS, SARS, Mad Cow, WWI, WWII, Vietnam, Gulf War, Polio, Chicken pox, food poisoning, possibly their partner, drug addiction and most importantly science.

The reports all seem to want to bury the many success stories and relentlessly emphasize DEATH and FEAR. WHY?! STOPPLEASE

I'm in need of a sugar baby whom I will take good care off and pay her bills of $1200 weekly sugar baby should slide to my DM usadating usacanada usababy usabank usacorona usababies sugarbabywantedcollegee sugarbabybr sugarbabyneededtobespoilt sugarbabycanada🇨🇦

We now know who will be patient zero at the next-lesson learned- wave. It might not come back if the beast is not allowed to celebrate its 114 birthday. I have been called crazy by those where are they nows before.

WOAH!! 113 year old with no covid!

COVID19 : “Let’s make it best 2 out of 3!”

Waiting for every shithead Republican to wander in here and say this proves COVID is no big deal.

Hey guys I've never opened the links. I just read the headline and move on. Am I missing something ?

elonmusk is going to love this one

Covid 19 gat no biz with me.

Ya, but’s she’s a real bitch! 😂😂😂👍

Hey Covid19, don’t be bring’n that weak shit in here on us!!

'silica packet vendor'

WE ALL NEED TO FIGHT THIS ANYWAY WE CAN!!!!! TRUMP WANTS TO USE US MILITARY TO GIVE GATES 666 MICROCHIP VACCINE TO ALL THE CITIZENS BY THE END OF DECEMBER!!! ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHrq172dlTU

“Silica packet vendor” 💀

If you lose to the virus, you are a baby (literally)

i know you guys repeat the face images for humor, but once in a while it would be nice to see a different, new face in here, at least in my opinion

By the way, the real untold story is how silica packet vendors are hurting the most in this crisis.....

He probably drank me

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