Nurse Wearing Snoopy Scrubs, Floral Face Mask To Work Must Think Pandemic Some Kind Of Joke

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PORTLAND, ME—Speculating that the health worker simply did not grasp the gravity of the current situation, sources confirmed Thursday that Lauren Witters, a nurse wearing Snoopy-themed scrubs and a floral face mask while working at Maine Medical Center, must think the Covid-19 pandemic is some kind of joke. “We’re in the middle of the greatest disease outbreak in a lifetime, and this woman has the goddamn gall to dress up with her favorite cartoon mutt on her scrubs,” said anonymous hospital sources, noting that the callous medical worker probably also tap dances around the intensive care unit in her lilac-covered face mask while whistling Vince Guaraldi “Charlie Brown Theme” given how much of a blast she was apparently having with the ongoing global health crisis. “Here’s an idea: Why don’t you show your fun little flower mask to your patient? That’ll lift him up. Oh wait, he’s struggling with an acute respiratory illness, you heartless monster. What the hell is wrong with you?” At press time, sources had agreed that it would be far more appropriate for Witters to wear black scrubs and a mourning veil during her 16-hour double shifts.

 

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I've never seen so many people be clueless about the ONN before; never at this level. Maybe there is something to the complaint that the battle worthy first responders/frontliners have an insufferable mentality about their status that's beyond questioning.

Whoever she is, she has amazing eyes. Woof!

Nothing to sneeze at. I guess 😆

be nice. that fat nurse in goofy scrubs is someone's mom, grandmother, or neglected wife.

Healthcare workers risking their health to care so many ill patients should not be criticized for their choice dress; INMHO she is not wearing something that is offensive--perhaps wearing cheerful attire helps her prep for long hard days at work.

let people have fun man

She needs a Snoopy mask to go with her scrubs

I recollect medical staff is doing this for easier identification / distinction being possible in crucial situations like during an operation. Not sure though

That's the starwars girl right? I don't remember her name.

I don't want her operating on me. I'll be giggling too much 😅🤣

i thought we were past telling women what to wear and how to dress. have we fallen that far back in this age of Trump?

icanucklehead While every ones concerned with pa pandemic and killings are a distraction so YOUR GOVERNMENT IS PASSING MORE FUCKED UP LAWS WHILE YOUR DISTRACTED!! WakeUp BLM blacklivesmatter

You already did this joke. Multiple times. Have some integrity.

Is this a joke? Seeing thousands of people protesting shoulder to shoulder. What virus?

I'm good with this.

OdoyleCharlotte Pediatric nurse?

This is why I choose 100% nylon scrubs. No pet hair, and as the virus devastates the human race, I will further devastate the ocean and ecosystems with microplastic

I would love me some Snoopy scrubs! CM

Zom_Bee_Nature It's The Onion guys..

corona virus hates floral printings.

It is a joke. I work in a hospital and it has been empty for over two months.

Wow. Onion AGAIN with the fake news. Those are CLEARLY Joe Cool scrubs.

Damn. Once again, The Onion goes deep... really deep. Brilliant. Not kidding -- AT all. Thank you.

SHE'S A PEDIATRICIAN, RICHARD!

What difference does it make if it’s cute? Does what it’s supposed to...

Hahahaha. Pedi nurses, that’s who.

no! only if kitch in fact!

Or she is a pediatric nurse?

Floral Speech Roses Are Red No Mask I'm Dead Nobody Regret They Sold all my Stuff On my Stone a little Fluff On the Stone Momma, i'm Home

I am appalled.

Nurse is right. Pandemic is a joke.

Looks like Natalie Portman

Maybe works in pediatrics

A skull & crossbones would be much more appropriate attire.

She's dyin' on the inside.

Seriously. Tacky tacky tacky! Leave her alone , she probably works in the pediatrics area and even if she doesn’t, she’s a ray of sunshine. What a waste of time reading that ridiculous article

You are the joke buddy

I realize this is satire, but if you're working 18 hours a day, everything else is in the laundry!

Now do you see why they think you are all Crisis actors ? Your uniforms and masks are too trendy

Danny Pudi

Is that natalieportman?

Have you been to a children’s hospital before?

We think they're a joke because they are doing TikTok dances in empty hospitals

Didn't Trump say that Snoopy was a natural deterrent against Covid-19?

You should be ashamed!! These people are risking their loves everyday! Shame on you!

Looks like Natalie Portman!

The right: GET OFF TIKTOK, THIS IS SERIOUS Also the right: It's a hoax. Hospitals are inflating numbers and 99.99% of people will never get the virus.

It's not wrong to add a little cheer to the gloomy atmosphere world over. Imagine seeing the drab green or blue when battling for your well being.

Natalie Portman's lookin' cute there

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