Area Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-Daemon

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PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL—Saying it provides a pleasant and rewarding diversion from the quietness of living alone, local grandmother Rosemary Burke confirmed Wednesday that she has been enjoying a thriving correspondence with Mailer-Daemon. “Seeing a new message in my inbox is always the brightest part of my day,” said the 78-year-old of her frequent email conversations with the failed-delivery status notification, noting that she makes time nearly every afternoon to sit down at her computer, compose her thoughts, and continue the ongoing 14-month exchange. “It’s just so nice to have someone with whom I can talk about my life and discuss my health concerns. And I love sharing old stories and recipes, too. It’s such a delight.” Burke added that she had recently sent a message informing the server-generated non-delivery report of the recent passing of a close friend, and was comforted to receive an almost immediate response.

 

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Ariana Grandma, is that you? 🤔

My best friend is Daymon Miller, so I used to get excited when I received mailer daemon. Just figured he was drunk again.

Oh that’s wonderful!

mbt103 😭

Have there been a follow ups? Was really hoping to hear an update on her budding friendship w/ that nice young man who sought her out on Myspace, Tom something-or-other...

It's never too late!

“My goodness...it feels they only take a moment before responding back. Bless their heart.”

'Hide the pain Dorothy'

Oh dear goodness, I made the news! Such a thrill, My Arthur would be so proud if he were with us. He made the local paper once, a sweet story about how he ran a slot car club in our garage with the boys club. They'd be in there til all hours of the night yelling and having such f

GAMoons Yeah someone watched theshadowsfx

Oh, I needed a good laugh ...

Well she can’t read any news on her 404 Not Found home page.

Isn’t that Letterman’s Mom?

He loves knickknacks, slow walks and best of all, he's available!!!

Bb

Oooo, put her on 90DayFiance

I also watched What We Do In Shadows recently!

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Pregnancy is the only type of baking where u can keep putting the ingredients in while the oven is cooking

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