CanyonDentalCen Those are our ventilators!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Jabba the Hutt furious at Han Solo for ditching cargo of ventilators at the first sight of imperial cruisers
Drill here, drill now!
Fake news, he actually used defense production act to force Exxonmobil to drill for ventilators to speed up the process. Sources familiar with the situation say Exxon executives stalled by telling him drilling for ventilators wasn’t something that was possible.
we are so far down in the hole that we don’t even know anymore when it’s the Onion and when it’s not 😭
This would funnier if it didn’t sound exactly like a real thing he’d do
Greatest President Ever
This is too real. It's not funny.
Even better, he gave Jerry Falwell Jr. a $2B govt contract for thoughts and prayers.
He really is that stupid. No joke there.
no don't give him ideas
Hmmm is that supposed to be funny?
Think of the jobs! All the Postal Service employees will have a job when Cheetoh pushes this idea through Congress! Wow! Happy Easter!
Is there any other items they may find on their hunt for the elusive ventilator?.
You can now expect the onion reporters to be called out for treating him...not so nice. I'm amazed the Onion hasn't gone out of business, really.
Classic trump, just doesn’t care for the environment
JudsonK17 'THERE'S VENTILATORS IN THAR SNEW!!!!!!!!'
Is Ivanka still busy with her guitar lessons? Did she learn “Smoke On The Water” riff yet?
This would be funny if it were not so close to things that fucking idiot actually says.
The Onion has turned into 'The Garlic' now.
Too close to the reality.!
PROMISES KEPT! LIBS CUCKED! JOBS DONE!
Ok I’m not the most intelligent female but how can you drill for ventilators 😳
TwinklingTania Love the onions foresight and understating of this corrupt country. When satire is actually reality...
Petty
DonaldTrumpJr 'Each Polar Bear I blast with this machine gun from the safety of a helicopter, produces one face mask!'
Thats also why he was able to focus on covid and impeachment at the same time and knew to create a task force and shut down boarders. Meanwhile the left couldnt focus on anything but the impeachment hoax. While they were dropping the ball he was picking them up as usual.
You know, I looked at this and for a second I actually believed it was reaI!
Trump has been tackling that topic for a Month. Unlike the loony left some people can do more than one thing at a time. It a difficult concept for the simple minds that exist on the left but Trump of all people can juggle many many things at once. KAG DemocratsHateAmerica
Trump : 'Wait......can we?'
Is this a prediction?
I’m predicting an onion bamboozle
SarahLeeNY
Stop, it’s not funny anymore how much this resembles reality
Hey not sure if anyone has ever made this observation before I’m pretty sure I’m the first one ever: “Wow, remember when the Onion used to be satire?!”
Sometimes I really can't tell if this is The Onion or not.