Name a more iconic movie line than"It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble” – we’ll wait. They are the bonkers words uttered by Jennifer Lopez’s Gigli character, a lesbian assassin who apparently finds herself unable to resist the masculine allure of… wait for it… Ben Affleck. It’s an invitation for oral sex and, well, you’ll have to watch the film to find out if he accepts. EH.
Well I should be dead already then
Of course it is.
So, i was a smoker for years, cancer runs in my family, i am a person that lives on this planet of pollution, I eat processed foods like they are running out, and I have touched dangerous chemicals...but because I got more ass than a stadium seat, THAT is what gives me cancer? Ok
Bloody hell. I’ve had 10 since New Year’s Day
Well I'm screwed apparently because a study giving no scientific reasons to as why say so... This survey was brought to you in accordance to the wishes of the Catholic church.
What if you have one partner and you have relations 10 times
Bullshit! Another attempt by the fossil fuel industry to hide the fact that pollution causes cancer
I call BS on this ‘study’.
What a load of rubbish.
Health and safety surely would suggest that that many people in the bed is definitely dangerous.
Need to learn abstinence
Oh no.
Living one more day also increases your risk of cancer. Every day until you die.
Is that at the same time or one after the other. Asking for a friend.
I should dead already then. Still, rather have had my ‘debauched’ time on this globe
What a load of rubbish!! Sex does not cause cancer!! A sore arse, but not cancer!!
Then I've got 0% of getting cancer
Wrong
I'm pretty safe then 🤣
The feet pointing upwards look like theyv just been electrocuted 🤣🤣
At one time?
Weekly or Monthly 😇
Pretty sure you can get cancer from just about anything these days...
How about less than ten partners? Does it link with any concern?
Oh bugger
Something unusual about those stats: 20% of men have 10 or more sexual partners but less than 8% of women? As these were heterosexual couples, you have to ask, who are the men sleeping with? porkies
See, I know what I'm doing.
enricoI00 Di certo non morirò di cancro allora
10?..TEN....arent they the lucky ones!! 😂
What if you have them all in your 70's? Asking for my Nan.
And flicking through the independent paper in public is a very good contraceptive too
With those dirty feet, they probably already have cancer
These researchers , I mean , how can it be 10 why not 6 or 8 or 15 or even 50 . Total rubbish
Of course, swapping body fluids and shoving phalluses in and out different especially more than 10 funnys can give you cancer and a ton load STDs, be safe be faithful!
Touching doors will also
Morning shagger! You ok hun?
I must be dead by now!!!
So does fresh air, beans on toast, too much water, aeroplanes, talking for too long, internet, lack of cocaine, vegetables.
'that building is known to the staredown, state of California to cause cancer.' 'so were those cigarettes...' 'everything was known to cause cancer to the state of California.' 'I... Oma, what am I gonna ever accomplish to fix cancer? Numbers closer to twenty...'
Those feet look a bit disgusting.
I'm not sure the alternative is much better...
I'm cancer free.
Tenuous
Let’s find 1st those 10 partners before talking about something else 😁
...
I call BS.
At once?
GREAT THANKS
Can't do owt these days.
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