White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad

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White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad OurAnnualYear2019

 

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This one was actually true lol

So much exoneration! Fantastic exoneration!

Accurate.

Skirting that line between satire and truth.

I should say, I go crazy just at the thought of their rice

😂😂😂

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But, the Mueller report was released to the public. You can read the whole thing...

We can't handle the truth!

I can already feel the first stirrings of madness 🤪😂

That’s funny!

Short drive with this public.

😂🌀🌊🌀🌊 Scared much?

🤣😂🤣😂

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