To bad he didn't have the guts to go! Bone Spurs my ass!!
p_hounds NOTHING BUT AN IMPEACHED DRAFT DODGING COWARD
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And because of the bunions.
You mean at the army-base during basic training? Makes sense.
Nah, he’d build another trump tower
analog_oddity Low blow, joe got American chocolate?
Hopefully he put it close to Clinton and Bidens.
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Here's a real boomer response. We were trying to end the Vietnam war because it was killing our youth and economy. You are right about the rich, they never fight their own wars.
I get the (rather, bad) humor and would normally chuckle, but I lost an Uncle there and my mother still hurts because of it.
jamesdoleman realDonaldTrump loved the smell of Manhattan in the morning
Thank you Donald Trump for your service
Since when has the onion been reporting real stories?
ROFL
so at the entrance to Parris Island?
xtrixcyclex Suddenly this is real life and not the real onion anymore. BoneSpurs DraftDodgingCoward
He would have been the most bigly war hero. We should build him a war memorial!
Avoiding the war was ok when it was clinton, besides democrats only like war because most of the troops are conservative
Brilliant!
FINISH HIM!
entitlementsforthewealthy reform
It would have been perfect.
Yay Onion! Hahaha! You got him there! So funny. So very funny. If only he could live up to the example of Obama! A true war hero who did all he could to bring troops home from pointless wars!
Omg im dying 😂😂😂
They forgot the big “I” over realDonaldTrump ‘s gravestone IMPOTUS
Nailed it! johncusack
So let's stop supporting senseless wars.
I wish
He more than made up for it by watching the Deer Hunter scene a couple of times.
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Oh please.....
Brilliant
Think how noble and selfless his sacrifice would have been. ... ‘People say’ it was the most selfless sacrifice they’ve ever seen. ... They’d ever seen. ... But he didn’t want anything. No ‘quid pro quo’. Just the greatest hero ever, and an epitaph carved in sharpie. ...
Touché
LMAO! lol hahahahaha